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Hey... take a pic of your dad's head and put it on the bikini model!
Friday Funny....
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
>
>I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>A carton of eggs,
>A quart of orange juice,
>A head of romaine lettuce,
>A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
>A 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
>the cashier.
>
>While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
>stated, 'You must be single.'
>
>I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
>the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single I looked at the
>six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
>selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
>
>Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
>
>
>
>The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
>
>I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
>A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>A carton of eggs,
>A quart of orange juice,
>A head of romaine lettuce,
>A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
>A 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
>the cashier.
>
>While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
>stated, 'You must be single.'
>
>I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
>the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single I looked at the
>six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
>selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
>
>Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
>
>
>
>The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
nah, thats mean...
umm hi
that's awesome!
You realized you grounding just got long... but it was worth it!
You realized you grounding just got long... but it was worth it!
haha, hmm i hope not... "paul told me to"! haha thats what ill use... lol jk, sorry dad i couldnt resist...
hey paul, i thought you might like this...
I won't expand... Is that your Dad's face?
nope, just the model... i just made the model in your pic also... =] do you likie?
Life as you knew it is over Andrew.
umm... how is that?
You should be kissing major hind if you want to have any life after your last stunt. Oh and do your homework!
umm my books are in my moms car, and i couldnt get them this mornin cause i was still asleep when she left this mornin, but ill start when she gets home...
what did the five fingers say to the face? "SLAP!"
Ummm....Thats a pretty bad excuse!
wat r u talkin bout, thats a great excuse.... its true too, thats why its so good....
hey guys check this out! i found it in the photoshop section...
That looks pretty nice.
Yuk. That looks like that Italian jobber...
i like it! so the new rumors are that the new mustang is supposed to look like the 2k5 concept... any comments?