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Thought you guys might like this one.
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? Sh%t...is it midnight already?"
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? Sh%t...is it midnight already?"
haha Now that was funny david.... I applaud you for that one... take a bow
Thought you guys might like this one.
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? Sh%t...is it midnight already?"
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? Sh%t...is it midnight already?"
pumpkins are very sexy!!!!!!!!
No one can say they havent thought about it!!
Making a list:
apple pie-----check
hole in bed---check
pumpin------ soon hehe
Making a list:
apple pie-----check
hole in bed---check
pumpin------ soon hehe
This isn't normal???
LOL! Love it David!
LOL! Love it David!
Not happy,waste of money--Benji got the gears in and i don't feel or see much difference (don't start with the 4:10 crap)He said he would put the rear springs in for 50 bucks.Can't even tell they are in.The pass.side only dropped1/2 in,and dr.side 3/4.I don't believe they are in right since car is not much lower and uneven.It did push the rear over 3/8'' out on the driverside.May need a adj.panhard bar to center.Glad i took measurements before we started.Need to see davids car and check out the springs.The bottom 3 coils are touching and that may be normal.Don't know about putting in the front ,was going to do them at the next tech session.Not much for 700 bucks.
Tony... Sorry to hear that...
You got 4:10's in? What about on the Hwy are you reving higher?
You got 4:10's in? What about on the Hwy are you reving higher?
i think he got 3.73's...
tony, if you got the steeda's, they dont lower it much to notice fairly, but it lowers it enough to bring the wheels into the car, blends it better... =] sorry to hear about the gears =[
tony, if you got the steeda's, they dont lower it much to notice fairly, but it lowers it enough to bring the wheels into the car, blends it better... =] sorry to hear about the gears =[
sooo would we call this a mini coupe'r??
We arent going to start with the 4.10 hehe I dont think we need to 
As for the springs... you need to allow them to settle... im sure they are pretty stiff being freshly installed. you should have seen a 1'' drop in the rear. They shouldnt be uneven...very wierd... did he install them upside down? Or possibly put the fronts in the rear? just throwing out ideas.
As for the springs... you need to allow them to settle... im sure they are pretty stiff being freshly installed. you should have seen a 1'' drop in the rear. They shouldnt be uneven...very wierd... did he install them upside down? Or possibly put the fronts in the rear? just throwing out ideas.
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Not happy,waste of money--Benji got the gears in and i don't feel or see much difference (don't start with the 4:10 crap)He said he would put the rear springs in for 50 bucks.Can't even tell they are in.The pass.side only dropped1/2 in,and dr.side 3/4.I don't believe they are in right since car is not much lower and uneven.It did push the rear over 3/8'' out on the driverside.May need a adj.panhard bar to center.Glad i took measurements before we started.Need to see davids car and check out the springs.The bottom 3 coils are touching and that may be normal.Don't know about putting in the front ,was going to do them at the next tech session.Not much for 700 bucks.
hello!
so is anyone else diggin my new avatar? lol dad i just photoshopped your old avatar and put a hot chick in it! haha i like it!
get a JOB
i also made a flag...