southern_stang_girlee

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Heres a couple of funny poker jokes... the first one is my favorite:

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous
harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.

"Where the heck have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just
lost you in a card game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."



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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand,
clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their
playing time standing up.
Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

They draw straws.
Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
worse than it is.

"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife
answers, asks what he wants.

Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Rippington says, "I'll tell him."