Its College Joke TIME!
8/6/04, 03:01 PM
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Q: How do you break an Aubun guy's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: Did you hear about the Auburn athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic game?
A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!
Q: How do you complement an Aubun fan?
A: Nice tooth.
Q: What do you call a line of John Deere tractors going down the road?
A: The Auburn Homecoming Parade.
Q: Did you hear that they outlawed "the wave" at Jordan-Hare Stadium?
A: Two poor Auburn fans drowned at a game last year.
Q: Why don't Auburn grads use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Q: How many Auburn students does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.
Q: Why don't Auburn fans eat barbecue beans?
A: Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Q: Do you know what hangs 18 inches between his legs and is 6 inches off the ground?
A: Terry Bowden's tie.
Q: Do you know the directions to Auburn?
A: South to you smell it. East till you step in it.
Q: Why doesn't Terry Bowden wear cowboy boots?
A: They chap his rear end.
Q. How is the Auburn football team like a possum?
A. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What does an Auburn grad say to a Bama grad?
A: You want fries with that?
Q: How do you get the Auburn grad off your front porch.
A: Pay him for the pizza and tip him well.
Q: What's the smallest book in the world?
A: The Auburn book of football heros.
Q: What is the differce between a Auburn Cheerleader and a heifer?
A: 20 pounds.
Q: How do you starve an Auburn Fan?
A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.
Q: What does an Auburn grad call an Alabama grad?
A: "Boss"
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: Did you hear about the Auburn athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic game?
A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!
Q: How do you complement an Aubun fan?
A: Nice tooth.
Q: What do you call a line of John Deere tractors going down the road?
A: The Auburn Homecoming Parade.
Q: Did you hear that they outlawed "the wave" at Jordan-Hare Stadium?
A: Two poor Auburn fans drowned at a game last year.
Q: Why don't Auburn grads use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Q: How many Auburn students does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.
Q: Why don't Auburn fans eat barbecue beans?
A: Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Q: Do you know what hangs 18 inches between his legs and is 6 inches off the ground?
A: Terry Bowden's tie.
Q: Do you know the directions to Auburn?
A: South to you smell it. East till you step in it.
Q: Why doesn't Terry Bowden wear cowboy boots?
A: They chap his rear end.
Q. How is the Auburn football team like a possum?
A. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What does an Auburn grad say to a Bama grad?
A: You want fries with that?
Q: How do you get the Auburn grad off your front porch.
A: Pay him for the pizza and tip him well.
Q: What's the smallest book in the world?
A: The Auburn book of football heros.
Q: What is the differce between a Auburn Cheerleader and a heifer?
A: 20 pounds.
Q: How do you starve an Auburn Fan?
A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.
Q: What does an Auburn grad call an Alabama grad?
A: "Boss"
8/6/04, 03:27 PM
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Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
8/6/04, 07:11 PM
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Q) Difference between a Missouri cheerleader & a water buffalo???
A) 20 lbs
Q) How do you make up the difference?
A) Shave the girl's legs :shock:
Q) Difference between a Missouri cheerleader & garbage?
A) Garbage gets picked up once a week.
A) 20 lbs
Q) How do you make up the difference?
A) Shave the girl's legs :shock:
Q) Difference between a Missouri cheerleader & garbage?
A) Garbage gets picked up once a week.
8/6/04, 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by EleanorsMine@August 6, 2004, 3:30 PM
Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
8/6/04, 07:24 PM
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Q. An Alabama fly and a Tennessee fly were in the kitchen. How do you know which fly is which?
A. The Alabama fly will be in the sugar bowl!
Q: What does the Tennessee Football Program and a sand castle have in common??
A: They both look real good, then the TIDE ROLLS IN!!!
Q: How do you get a Tennessee Football Fan to stop beating his wife???
A: Dress her in Crimson!!!
A. The Alabama fly will be in the sugar bowl!
Q: What does the Tennessee Football Program and a sand castle have in common??
A: They both look real good, then the TIDE ROLLS IN!!!
Q: How do you get a Tennessee Football Fan to stop beating his wife???
A: Dress her in Crimson!!!
8/6/04, 07:25 PM
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Originally posted by EleanorsMine@August 6, 2004, 7:27 PM
Q. An Alabama fly and a Tennessee fly were in the kitchen. How do you know which fly is which?
A. The Alabama fly will be in the sugar bowl!
Q. An Alabama fly and a Tennessee fly were in the kitchen. How do you know which fly is which?
A. The Alabama fly will be in the sugar bowl!
8/6/04, 07:27 PM
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One day, an FSU player and a Tennessee player were at a bar. The Tennessee player asked the FSU player what FSU meant. The FSU player replied, "Florida Stomped Us." Then he asked the Tennessee player what UT meant. The UT player told him, "Us Too."
8/6/04, 07:32 PM
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Originally posted by EleanorsMine@August 6, 2004, 7:30 PM
One day, an FSU player and a Tennessee player were at a bar. The Tennessee player asked the FSU player what FSU meant. The FSU player replied, "Florida Stomped Us." Then he asked the Tennessee player what UT meant. The UT player told him, "Us Too."
One day, an FSU player and a Tennessee player were at a bar. The Tennessee player asked the FSU player what FSU meant. The FSU player replied, "Florida Stomped Us." Then he asked the Tennessee player what UT meant. The UT player told him, "Us Too."
:notnice: :nono: :angry: :stubborn: 
:flame2: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Gator Land! Dislike the Gators almost as much as the Packers (Green Bay)!! (Chicago Bears Fan too!!)
I like that joke though!!
8/6/04, 09:59 PM
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Originally posted by Evil_Capri+August 6, 2004, 8:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Evil_Capri @ August 6, 2004, 8:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-EleanorsMine@August 6, 2004, 7:30 PM
One day, an FSU player and a Tennessee player were at a bar. The Tennessee player asked the FSU player what FSU meant. The FSU player replied, "Florida Stomped Us." Then he asked the Tennessee player what UT meant. The UT player told him, "Us Too."
One day, an FSU player and a Tennessee player were at a bar. The Tennessee player asked the FSU player what FSU meant. The FSU player replied, "Florida Stomped Us." Then he asked the Tennessee player what UT meant. The UT player told him, "Us Too."
:notnice: :nono: :angry: :stubborn: :flame2: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Gator Land! Dislike the Gators almost as much as the Packers (Green Bay)!! (Chicago Bears Fan too!!)
I like that joke though!!
[/b][/quote]Da bers........
Giants here...
Cant BELIEVE we threw 34 mil to the other manning though- classic wtf moment.
8/7/04, 02:56 PM
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couldn't resist..A man walked up to a couple of college students, one with an Awbun shirt on, and the other one with a UT shirt on. The man asked the Awbun student what "Auburn" stood for. The student replied, "Alabama Usually Beats Us Red Necks." The man looked over at the UT student and he could tell the student wanted to put in his 2 cents, so he asked the UT student what UT stood for. The UT student replied, "Us Too!"
8/16/04, 09:12 AM
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Originally posted by Evil_Capri@August 6, 2004, 9:35 PM
:notnice: :nono: :angry: :stubborn: :flame2:
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Gator Land! Dislike the Gators almost as much as the Packers (Green Bay)!! (Chicago Bears Fan too!!)
I like that joke though!!
:notnice: :nono: :angry: :stubborn: :flame2: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Gator Land! Dislike the Gators almost as much as the Packers (Green Bay)!! (Chicago Bears Fan too!!)
I like that joke though!!
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8/16/04, 09:40 AM
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OK. This one was originally a Washington/Washington State joke, but you can adapt it to your own rivalry.
A guy from Auburn and a guy from Bama got involved in a collision on a two lane road. After checking out the damage and realizing they were both OK, the Auburn guy fished a bottle of whiskey from his trunk to celebrate their survival. After a long pull at the bottle, he offered it to Bama, saying we should drink to our good fortune and new acquaintance.
Bama just smiled and said "No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the highway patrol".
A guy from Auburn and a guy from Bama got involved in a collision on a two lane road. After checking out the damage and realizing they were both OK, the Auburn guy fished a bottle of whiskey from his trunk to celebrate their survival. After a long pull at the bottle, he offered it to Bama, saying we should drink to our good fortune and new acquaintance.
Bama just smiled and said "No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the highway patrol".
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