Hatchman

So just driving along a 4 lane road, minding my own business in the right/slow lane, and I see this motorcycle headlight weaving through traffic, rather wrecklessly. As he comes flying by me, he gets a little out in front of me with his exhaust pointed in my window, and starts revving, and downshifting and making all sorts of noise. Basically doing the "I'm downshifting ready to punch it and smoke you, while I rev my exhaust at you in challenge." I have no idea what kind of dynawideglidesporsternightfxdt this thing is, but the bike looks really nice, like a custom chopper off of OCC or something. Lots of chrome and custom paint, looked really good. But this dirtbag blowing his exhaust in my ear is really getting on my nerves, so as he is excessively downshifting at what sounds like his redline, I actually pass him without even accelerating.

Now the next light has a guy in my/right lane, and there's no one in the left lane. I'm thinking, do I want to sit at this light with said cruiser one car ahead of me, with his exhaust pointed at me the whole time? I think no. So since I'm safely ahead of him, I signal and pull over into his lane and pull up to the redlight. Well, he doesn't like this at all, and pulls up right behind me, like inches, and starts revving again. Funny thing is, he is right behind my right exhaust, so I return the favor and I give him the guns. Now he realizes he's on the business end of the JBA's with his hair getting blown back, so he cuts that revving stuff right out.

I know what's going down when the light turns green, he's going around the right side as soon as we clear the Blazer that's next to me. Light turns green, I pull off at a normal pace and wait for the motorcycle headlight to swing in my rearview, and decide to show him what the 05 Mustang is about. The headlight dips and swerves quickly to the right, and I floor it, bark 'em in second, take it up to third, chirp, and now he's about 2 car lengths back. I get on the brakes just enought to que the sequintial light show to let him know I'm done smoking his bike, and he lets off and gets farther behind. He's had his fancy chromed out bike smoked by a "cage", and he's done for now.

I figure, don't start none, won't be none. I had a fun time. I don't have anything against bikes, I actually own 3, but this guy was just annoying. Not to mention wearing shorts and a shirt, nice safety gear.

Disclaimer:
Steet racing is dangerous and illegal. This story is a work of fiction. Any annoying cruiser riders who resemble the character depicted in this story, are purely coincidental.

Snikt

You're lucky it's a dumb cruiser bike because they are slow. If it was a sport bike you would have gotten dusted easily

PeterPienaar

Steet racing is dangerous and illegal. This story is a work of fiction. Any annoying cruiser riders who resemble the character depicted in this story, are purely coincidental.

freyke

I run a Buell Xb9s and a 05 GT... there is no way in h e l l the Mustang can outrun the Buell (984CC Air Cooled Pushrod, race kit exhaust ECM)... That's just in a straight line... hit some curvy bits and its like a grocery cart trying to race a Formula 1 car...






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Snikt

Yeah, it would be a horrible race, and with anything other than a buell sportbike it would be even worse

Hatchman

I know.

By the way, I've had a motorcycle racing license for 5 years.

me:

Hatchman

bikes.

I actually don't have the orange/white one anymore, and the Red/white 2002 GSXR 750 is our team endurance bike.

But the 2003 Haga Superbike Replica, 2002 silver Mille, and the 2000 Yamaha R1 are mine.

Hatchman

Never claimed a near stock 05 Mustang could outrun your Buell.

However, I believe any of my bikes will. I'd be happy to meet you at the track and see. Looser pays for track time

Hatchman

couple more

Hatchman

tru dat.

TN615

Nice bikes!!

Hatchman

Thanks