"stop ****ing stalling you piece of ****."

- when using my BamaCam tune.

 

And the parking garage idiocy & damage.... Just keep the audio. Ooooooooh yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhh.....

 

The first thing that I remember, was during a time that I had put it in 4th to pass....
After moving back into my lane I looked down and said " holy crap baby" ....
Needless to say I was going just a bit faster than I thought.

 

After beating a Challenger by many lengths.... "Oh girl you're dirty!" with many countless pats on the dash, "well done, well done."

 

Ha ha

 

I walk in the garage and go,......"Wow, what a sweet looking car".
lol

 

When I'm in the garage I give her a pat and say "soon baby soon"!

 

Mostly I just listen to her, but every so often, after I go from 0 to whatever the speed limit is, or getting on the 65 MPH freeway really fast from work...

I pat her dash and say "good girl, you liked that didn't you? Yep, you did." Or something like that.

And when I screw up by doing something dumb, as happens sometimes, like a curb hit (I don't know why I don't miss sometimes, really), invariably I say to her "I'm sorry, baby. I suck."

Then, there's the times when I've been unfortunately long-timed between her baths, and I'll say "Dirty girl. You need a bath." as I approach her.

And still other times, when I notice this or that needs doing, I say "I'm sorry, I don't deserve you. I'll get you fixed."

Finally, just.. sometimes she'll be sitting there, in complete view as I got lucky with a good parking space, and I'll be walking up to her and... well, I just say out loud, "This is stupid, I'm grinning like a little girrl... You're Awesome. Let's go home, baby."

Yeah, I think I like this car. I'm thinkin' about keepin' it.

/Starting to wonder about my mental state sometimes though...

 

This whole thread is fail because the OP bypassed the language filters in the dang title and in his first post

So instead of being nice and just editing other people's disregard I'm closing it like the s**t head I am.