More Womans Laws:

The Trunk Can and Will fit three whole wardrobes of clothes and shoes in it.

The rear cupholder is for a cell lipstick and sunglasses-Duh the front one is for a cold cocola.

Keep water and a towel always

Thou shall not haul sick kids around

The glovebox is for gum,extra cosmetics and essentials

yes you can fit a weeks worth of groceries in the trunk.

Always keep extra CDS in the car with you.

If the rear seat passengers get squished- so what!

Armorall and vacuum the inside each weekend.

The Car was made to enjoy- drive at will.

Thou shalt never take car through auto carwash.

Always find another mustang to park next to in a parking lot

Blast the shaker extra loud to crotchety old folk neighbors of your parents who complain when you blast through in your "bright yellow mustang with the music too loud" when dropping off your children. Make it a point.

 

My Rules
1)The CAR is not a beauty salon
2) The CAR is not a beauty salon
3)The CAR is not a beauty salon
4)No food or drinks (isn't it obvious) the car is no restaurant eat all you can on a chevy
5)No touchie the radio
6)Don't complain about the music
7)Don't put your feet on the dash
8)Mistaking my car for a Chevy means instant death

Failure to follow these rules will make you lose your Mustang privileges
unless of course you have your own Mustang

 

About the $@%$#!!! speeding ticket rackets...

About the neighbors and their griping....

And about taking the "rules" to seriously:

http://forums.bradbarnett.net/attach...7&d=1156207471

I had this car for 24 hours...gave it to the wife to drive in Atlanta rush hour traffic so she could take "the girls" to lunch...hey, it is her car too.

Why spend so much money on a car if I drive so much?? (I already have 1500 miles on her)...because it is a car....an incredibly HOT car...but still just a car...enjoy it! Relax...