Ok your all invited to put in your two cents worth. Here are just a few of
my Mustang Man Laws when it comes to my car:

1. No Smoking
2. No Food or Drinks
3. No females with glitter on their t-shirts. Pain in the A$$ to clean up off
the seats.
4. Females must refrain from lowering the passenger visor (mirror) while
driving. Esp. to put on make up !!
5. No arms waving to the beat of music while trying to change to the right
hand lane.
6. No sharp objects (pens, small screw drivers, etc..) placed in anyones
rear pants pockets.
7. Sorry no crying babies (esp. ones that vomit).
That is what the mini-van is for !!!
8. No diaper changes on the front seat of my Mustang ! Minivan again !!
9. No kids crayons.
10. No gum chewing !! Found one stuck to the front passenger seat - Of
course the wife and kids claimed they did not do it

 

Or males.

 

#11 No driving while

 

If driving an AUTO...throwing it in neutral to rev the engine is only cool if its begin done in order to acknowledge some one or some thing...it is not cool if you do it just trying to get attention.

 

1. No Smoking
2. No Food or Drinks
3. No touching or leaning on car.
4. Clean feet before getting in and keep them on floor
5. It's MY car! No radio station, cd track or volume changing without my permission.
6. Do NOT open console or glovebox unless instructed to.
7. NO, you can't drive. I WILL allow you to walk if need be.
8. If in doubt, ask. The answer will (probably) be NO.
9. If you don't think the rules apply to you....see second part of #7
10. Unless you're making the payments, then my rules stand.

-Chip in SC
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Two beers or less, on a lonely stretch of road where you can only kill yourself. And above all playing some NickelBack to fill in the mood !!

 

God you all sound like my husband his car is only missing a velvet rope around it:
His Rules:
No smoking
No Female Drivers (GRR!)
No drinking anything if you are under 18
No Eating
No gum
No wet clothes
No rolling down the windows
No going to get pizza in it.
No Drive throughs.

In contrast
My Rules:
Get in Sit down hang on enjoy.

 

My wife says all this will change once I have my first born. I tell her I agree - I will teach him everything I know and hand over the torch. Of
course (he or she) won't drive the Mustang until (he or she) is 21. And
by that time my car will be in a museum and we all will be driving battery
driven cars !!

 

Get in.
Sit down.
Shut the f*** up.
And HANG ON!

Seriously though, I don't allow eating anything in the car if it has the chance of dropping crumbs. Small, hard candies which can be eaten in one bite are OK. No smoking, drinks must have a cap, ect.

 

Our 21 year old has never even ridden in the car.
He has trouble driving an auto, let alone a stick. (We aren't genetically related) His mother can't either.

 

Here's one:

No questioning any modifications made to my car. It needed the mod, that's all you need to know.

 

Well all your man laws SUCK!

 

You tell them

 

How about this:
WOMAN LAWS:

Always keep bottled water in the trunk......
Lipstick in the cupholder........
Pens in the glovebox (for deposit slips and writing checks)
Decorate as needed(little yellow flower on mirror, crystal on mirror, giant stuffed yellow bee from hubby sitting in backseat)
Keep a towel handy........
Let the man do all the car work........
ENJOY the car..........

Seriously, you men are sooooooooo uptight. Of course I gotta haul kids and go to the pool and shop in my car.........So its no museum like the other one- its sole accessory is a phone toolbag in the trunk, I think it holds the world record for keeping new car smell in it.

 

No leaning on the car like it was a bar or something either!

I don't mind if someone has a bottle of water in the car, it has a cap on it, and won't stain if spilled

My wife likes to put her feet on the dash.....I don't say anything but makes me

 

I tell my girlfriend to put her feet down. She asked me the other day if she could drink a can of sprite in my car. I of course said no.

 

Feet on the dash is actually dangerous. If the airbag were to go off, well........you get the picture. Tell them to keep feet off dash for their own safety (and your peace of mind).
-Chip

 

1. No taking kids to the beach or pool.
2. No cats or dogs or any other animal within 30 feet of my car - much
less sleeping on the hood or roof or any other part of the car.
3. No spraying perfume where it lingers for days.
4. No make-up left in the glove box or center console for days so it could
melt in the hot SFLA sun !!!
5. No complaining about how much money I spend on the car - esp. since
its my money !!! I don't get complains when I spend money on the wife
and step son / dauther - eating out, buying clothes, covering her expenses
when she claims she does not have the money !!!
6. I don't smoke, drink or take drugs - my car is my only vice - so deal with it allow me this petty vice otherwise I go postal on the family and
someone will have to call the swat team (no kidding people !!)
7. Do not use old rags when helping to dry or wax my car !!!
8. Only Playboy bunnys in g-strings can help wash or wax my car - and me
if there is time and the wife is not around. (kidding again !!)

 

1. No taking kids to the beach or pool.(how else will you get there?)
No cats or dogs or any other animal within 30 feet of my car - much
less sleeping on the hood or roof or any other part of the car.(My moms dog rides shotgun in my car)
No spraying perfume where it lingers for days.(I have CAR perfume-its gardenia scented!)
No make-up left in the glove box or center console for days so it could
melt in the hot SFLA sun !!!(hellooo lipstick! I need lipstick)

One can only have a car museum for so long.........My car has been puked in, pissed on, egged(TWICE!).........And I learned it all washes cleans and looks good as new afterwards too.

 

My last car was 30 years old when I sold it. The seats still looked brand new. I only owned it for 13 years though.
New car smell can last for a least a year or two if you keep it out of the sun most of the time. I found that out with the car before that one.
Of course my Mustang has yet to see rain. My old car saw it twice after I bought it.
MUSEUM HOURS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY