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Lest we take ourselves too seriously.....

Old Jun 3, 2015 | 05:45 AM
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Lest we take ourselves too seriously.....

From the Mustang6g site. This is a a really funny thread.

http://www.mustang6g.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24293
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Old Jun 3, 2015 | 05:58 AM
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Old Jun 3, 2015 | 06:08 AM
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My friend farted in mine the day I picked it up from the dealer. I was quite pissed off.
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Old Jun 3, 2015 | 06:17 AM
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Older men like me fart a lot, but at 75 mph with the top down, a cheese squeeze is never an issue.
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Old Jun 3, 2015 | 11:14 AM
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I gassed it the first time I put the keys in. Completely forgot the salesman was in the back seat for the test drive... Let's just say it was an awkward and smelly 20 minutes.
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Old Jun 3, 2015 | 11:50 AM
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and I quote "Maybe not during the first week but I'm guilty. I will do a slight cheek lift as to not bury and store it in the depths of the seat foam and no hot boxing, air that sucker out!! "


LMAO!
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Old Jun 3, 2015 | 12:17 PM
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when I took it for a test drive, hey I figured I was already going to pay for the car so I more or less saw it as my privilege (and my right as I bought the car), plus I had the windows open....and the cheek up too...and its cloth seats....I paid for the right to squeek one off in my car and I had to mark it as mine anyways...I claimed the car...

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Old Jun 9, 2015 | 04:01 PM
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Oh God...mine's a prior rental car...
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Old Jun 9, 2015 | 07:05 PM
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I needed a good laugh today. That thread is a stitch. A good flowing rear exhaust is a good thing.
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Old Jun 9, 2015 | 07:25 PM
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LMAO, i never hold it in, but i do warn people LOL
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Old Jun 9, 2015 | 07:31 PM
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I think I only have once since I bought mine (I'm sure the previous owner did plenty, though.) And I really only did it because I knew it would gross out my 12 y/o niece in the passenger seat...

But when I get a new car, I do whatever it takes to get rid of that "new car smell." I don't mind the smell of the leather, but the plastics and bonding agents stink.
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Old Jun 10, 2015 | 05:39 PM
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I let one rip while me and the girlfriend were out cruising town (son was her moms for the day) and I have the passenger side window switch unplugged. Windows were up, a/c was off, and I did a Honda fly-by haha

Let's just say she didn't find it as amusing as I did because we had Taco Bell for lunch.
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Old Jun 10, 2015 | 05:48 PM
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You know you have a good woman when you blow cheese in a closed car and she smiles at you.

Same concept as pulling the sheets over her head, but in a car she can't get away.
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Old Jun 10, 2015 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TripleBlack14
You know you have a good woman when you blow cheese in a closed car and she smiles at you. Same concept as pulling the sheets over her head, but in a car she can't get away.
Well she got me back that night. She said she dropped something on the floor so when I was looking for it she called my name and I look up with two butt pockets in my face and she lit one rip. I about died lol but that's when I knew she was definitely a keeper
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Old Jun 11, 2015 | 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTking
Well she got me back that night. She said she dropped something on the floor so when I was looking for it she called my name and I look up with two butt pockets in my face and she lit one rip. I about died lol but that's when I knew she was definitely a keeper
That's a fine, fine woman. You should make dinner for her tonite. I'm thinking kielbasi and eggs with green peppers. And a beer.
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Old Jun 11, 2015 | 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by TripleBlack14
That's a fine, fine woman. You should make dinner for her tonite. I'm thinking kielbasi and eggs with green peppers. And a beer.
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