ALWAYS ask your date if they have a crazy jealous ex
3/27/13 | 10:33 PM
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Sorry guys, here's the story.
I took a girl out on a date and everything went well. I took her home and as I'm about to pull onto her road, she says "My ex-boyfriend's there, keep driving and go around the back way." So I keep driving to the other end of the road. I turn onto the road (dirt road) and notice there's headlights behind me. She tells me to pull over and let them pass so I pulled over and waved for them to pass. A shi**y car goes past me and slams on the brakes blocking the road. A giant redneck gets out of the car and walks up to the window. He asks who I am so I tell him. He then sees his ex in the passenger seat. He then sucker punches me and keeps hitting me I'd say at least 5 times. I was still in my car and didn't have any room to even swing back. While this was happening I hear my windows being busted. It turns out while I was being assaulted HER UNCLE was beating the sh*t out of my car! After he stopped he told me to get out of the car and when I didn't he told her to get out and she did.
She took up for her ex once the cops showed up to her house.
The ex is 27, 6'1" and her uncle is 33, 6'5" 260 lbs. (I'm 19)
They both have priors and her uncle has FIVE cases of indecent liberties with a minor.
I took a girl out on a date and everything went well. I took her home and as I'm about to pull onto her road, she says "My ex-boyfriend's there, keep driving and go around the back way." So I keep driving to the other end of the road. I turn onto the road (dirt road) and notice there's headlights behind me. She tells me to pull over and let them pass so I pulled over and waved for them to pass. A shi**y car goes past me and slams on the brakes blocking the road. A giant redneck gets out of the car and walks up to the window. He asks who I am so I tell him. He then sees his ex in the passenger seat. He then sucker punches me and keeps hitting me I'd say at least 5 times. I was still in my car and didn't have any room to even swing back. While this was happening I hear my windows being busted. It turns out while I was being assaulted HER UNCLE was beating the sh*t out of my car! After he stopped he told me to get out of the car and when I didn't he told her to get out and she did.
She took up for her ex once the cops showed up to her house.
The ex is 27, 6'1" and her uncle is 33, 6'5" 260 lbs. (I'm 19)
They both have priors and her uncle has FIVE cases of indecent liberties with a minor.
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3/27/13 | 10:58 PM
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3/27/13 | 11:00 PM
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If it were me, the cops wouldve had to take me in after tazers and mace. The other two would be bound to life support (if the cops reach in time). :angry: hope the uncle and hick-boy get thrown in and the girls has to pay for any and all damages
3/27/13 | 11:06 PM
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Sorry guys, here's the story.
I took a girl out on a date and everything went well. I took her home and as I'm about to pull onto her road, she says "My ex-boyfriend's there, keep driving and go around the back way." So I keep driving to the other end of the road. I turn onto the road (dirt road) and notice there's headlights behind me. She tells me to pull over and let them pass so I pulled over and waved for them to pass. A shi**y car goes past me and slams on the brakes blocking the road. A giant redneck gets out of the car and walks up to the window. He asks who I am so I tell him. He then sees his ex in the passenger seat. He then sucker punches me and keeps hitting me I'd say at least 5 times. I was still in my car and didn't have any room to even swing back. While this was happening I hear my windows being busted. It turns out while I was being assaulted HER UNCLE was beating the sh*t out of my car! After he stopped he told me to get out of the car and when I didn't he told her to get out and she did.
She took up for her ex once the cops showed up to her house.
The ex is 27, 6'1" and her uncle is 33, 6'5" 260 lbs. (I'm 19)
They both have priors and her uncle has FIVE cases of indecent liberties with a minor.
I took a girl out on a date and everything went well. I took her home and as I'm about to pull onto her road, she says "My ex-boyfriend's there, keep driving and go around the back way." So I keep driving to the other end of the road. I turn onto the road (dirt road) and notice there's headlights behind me. She tells me to pull over and let them pass so I pulled over and waved for them to pass. A shi**y car goes past me and slams on the brakes blocking the road. A giant redneck gets out of the car and walks up to the window. He asks who I am so I tell him. He then sees his ex in the passenger seat. He then sucker punches me and keeps hitting me I'd say at least 5 times. I was still in my car and didn't have any room to even swing back. While this was happening I hear my windows being busted. It turns out while I was being assaulted HER UNCLE was beating the sh*t out of my car! After he stopped he told me to get out of the car and when I didn't he told her to get out and she did.
She took up for her ex once the cops showed up to her house.
The ex is 27, 6'1" and her uncle is 33, 6'5" 260 lbs. (I'm 19)
They both have priors and her uncle has FIVE cases of indecent liberties with a minor.
Should have never stopped, or at least thrown that ***** in reverse and floored it as soon as someone started toward the car.
3/27/13 | 11:13 PM
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there was
- a dirt raod
- a shi**y car
- two giant rednecks
and I had his girl in my car. I wasn't going to back down and run. I guess hindsight is 20/20 but it could have been worse if they would have chased me.
3/27/13 | 11:38 PM
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