Jason, known as Evil Capri, stands next to a 2005 Mustang at a local Ford dealership (Above). Later, he was found by police crying and making loud noises with a body part stuck inside the car's tailpipe.

(L)

 

I wish mine was this big

 

It would look good under the Mach's Shaker wouldn't it?!

 

Go ahead Rub it in.
I got a stupid banana and you got orange.

 

Dam this frickin massive engine compartment! I lost my virginity and can't find it! (L)

 

are multiple entries allowed?
if so...

"So this is what they refer to as a motor in America."

(XL)

 

Go ahead and start her up! I think I have the short in the battery figured out~

XL

 

I think if we just moved the battery to the back like Mike did, it would balance the car perfectly.

 

I thought it was funny in an essay type of way!

 

" Mom and Pop always said to use my head for something other than a hat rack, but there's gotta be something better than as a prop rod for my hood."
( L )

 

"You see, Mr. Civic/Eclipse/Lancer/Neon/Cavalier owner, this is what torque and horsepower looks like. Come take a closer look. Don't be scared."

 

And a second one. Using your best Crocodile Hunter's voice:

"Be very very careful. What you're witnessing is a beast in a deep sleep. But don't be fooled. One wrong move, and this monster could unleash a savage wave of furry on you before you knew what hit you. Watch as I attempt to poke it for no reason to see if I can provoke it. Croikee!!! (sp?) Get back Mr. Ricer. Oh lord. That's gotta hurt. I told you to beware of the power. It's something you've never experienced before and could be deadly!"

 

"The pee-pee goes in here, right?......."
(L)

 

The car talking: "I can't believe I got to pose with a card board cut out of Evil Capri, I'll never wash my intake again".

or

"You gots to pinch it closed gently with two fingers, like a nipple".

(XL)

 

And this one time at bandcamp......................... OR
See son this is what a Honda wants to be when it grows up OR
Wheres the genie I rubbed one out just like the instructions said to do

(XL)

 

Hey Mustang, pull my finger!

Tony D

(XL)

 

Waaa! I can touch if I want! (L)

 

"Bet ya didn't know I don't have any pants on in this picture." (L)

 

If My Finger will fit, I wonder what else will

 

"OK, Is my "time out" over yet?"


(L)