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Old 6/1/06, 03:41 PM
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Jason, known as Evil Capri, stands next to a 2005 Mustang at a local Ford dealership (Above). Later, he was found by police crying and making loud noises with a body part stuck inside the car's tailpipe.

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Old 6/1/06, 03:59 PM
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After all these years,
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I wish mine was this big
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Old 6/1/06, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by EleanorsMine
I wish mine was this big
It would look good under the Mach's Shaker wouldn't it?!
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Old 6/1/06, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Evil_Capri
It would look good under the Mach's Shaker wouldn't it?!
Go ahead Rub it in.
I got a stupid banana and you got orange.
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Old 6/1/06, 05:03 PM
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Dam this frickin massive engine compartment! I lost my virginity and can't find it! (L)
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Old 6/1/06, 08:02 PM
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are multiple entries allowed?
if so...

"So this is what they refer to as a motor in America."

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Old 6/1/06, 09:41 PM
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Go ahead and start her up! I think I have the short in the battery figured out~

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Old 6/1/06, 09:47 PM
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I think if we just moved the battery to the back like Mike did, it would balance the car perfectly.
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Old 6/2/06, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by EleanorsMine
Never heard of the little dutch boy?
I thought it was funny in an essay type of way!
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Old 6/2/06, 06:53 AM
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" Mom and Pop always said to use my head for something other than a hat rack, but there's gotta be something better than as a prop rod for my hood."
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Old 6/2/06, 08:46 AM
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"You see, Mr. Civic/Eclipse/Lancer/Neon/Cavalier owner, this is what torque and horsepower looks like. Come take a closer look. Don't be scared."
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Old 6/2/06, 08:50 AM
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And a second one. Using your best Crocodile Hunter's voice:

"Be very very careful. What you're witnessing is a beast in a deep sleep. But don't be fooled. One wrong move, and this monster could unleash a savage wave of furry on you before you knew what hit you. Watch as I attempt to poke it for no reason to see if I can provoke it. Croikee!!! (sp?) Get back Mr. Ricer. Oh lord. That's gotta hurt. I told you to beware of the power. It's something you've never experienced before and could be deadly!"
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Old 6/2/06, 10:54 AM
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"The pee-pee goes in here, right?......."
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Old 6/2/06, 11:12 AM
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The car talking: "I can't believe I got to pose with a card board cut out of Evil Capri, I'll never wash my intake again".

or

"You gots to pinch it closed gently with two fingers, like a nipple".

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Old 6/2/06, 11:24 AM
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And this one time at bandcamp......................... OR
See son this is what a Honda wants to be when it grows up OR
Wheres the genie I rubbed one out just like the instructions said to do

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Hey Mustang, pull my finger!

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Waaa! I can touch if I want! (L)
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Old 6/3/06, 07:20 AM
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If My Finger will fit, I wonder what else will
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"OK, Is my "time out" over yet?"


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