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Old 6/1/06, 06:05 AM
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Two FREE TMS T-Shirts

I have two (L & XL) White/Black original TMS T-Shirts Brad created and am offering them to two TMS members IF they can make me/mods/admins laugh.

I have attached a picture of myself with a Grand-Am Cup Mustang. Whoever creates the funniest caption gets the FREE TMS T-Shirt. (L or XL)

Please type after your caption what size T-Shirt you'd like. (L or XL)

Winners to be announced either June 12 or June 19.

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Old 6/1/06, 08:12 AM
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She likes it when I touch her here. Now turn off that ****ed camera!

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Old 6/1/06, 08:20 AM
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Just as he was bracing himself for a run, he was startled by the sound of trickling water. Whence did it come? He looked up and saw a small hole through which a tiny stream was flowing. Any He understood the danger at a glance. That little hole, if the water were allowed to trickle through, would soon be a large one, and a terrible inundation would be the result.

How can we know the sufferings of that long and fearful watch - what falterings of purpose, what childish terrors came over the him as he thought of the warm little bed at home, of his parents, his brothers and sisters, then looked into the cold, dreary night!
If he drew away that finger, the angry waters, grown angrier still, would rush forth-No, he would hold it there till daylight - if he lived! He was not very sure of living. What did this strange buzzing mean? And then the knives that seemed pricking and piercing him from head to foot? He was not certain now that he could draw his finger away, even if he wished to.
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Old 6/1/06, 09:10 AM
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"SORRY, I did not see the sign that said Please don't touch"

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Old 6/1/06, 09:40 AM
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April.......... wtf?
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What do you call this thing?
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"I was looking for a PONTIAC Grand Am, what the heck is this?" (L)
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Talking

This is the dumbest game of twister I have ever seen! (xl)
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"well i think i heard after 4 hours to seek medical assistance, and it's only been 3 1/2"
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Old 6/1/06, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Scothew
April.......... wtf?

Never heard of the little dutch boy?
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Old 6/1/06, 01:16 PM
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I think this pony could use a quick adjustment by a "master" .......ahhhhh, there we go!! (XL)
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Originally Posted by EleanorsMine
Never heard of the little dutch boy?
Not for a CAPTION!
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Old 6/1/06, 01:41 PM
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See...if I touch this for just five seconds while standing on one foot, it will make it go faster! I read about it on TMS!

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Yep, built it my self, in the back yard.

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Old 6/1/06, 01:57 PM
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How many times can I enter?? Here's another one:

Shown here is Jason "Evil Capri" pointing out to european engineers the reason why the FRC500C kicks the living crap out of everything else on the circuit.
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DAMMIT, JIM... I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. Now hand me a clamp before we lose any more horsepower!
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These are getting good!
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Is this where the turbonator goes?

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