Is there any chance I could get a title under my avatar that reads "Habitual Line-Stepper"? I looked for the option in my control panel, but I think this is something an admin has to do. Thanks.

 

I'm going to need a 50-word essay on why you deserve that title.

 

*Stands up at microphone*

I feel that I deserve this title because I wish to have a phrase from Charlie Murphey's True Hollywood Stories on Chappelle's Show, as I found it to be exceedingly funny. However, being that this is a family site and I wish to respect that, I chose a phrase that is relatively devoid of offensive or suggestive material, unlike phrases such as, "I'm Rick James [derogatory statement]!" Indeed, it is fitting that I did not request a title such as this, for I certainly am not Rick James, nor do I claim to be him. I do not feel that "Cocaine is a [heck] of a drug" or that "I'm one of the baddest [curse word] of all time. I one of the best singers, one of the best lookin' [curse word] you've ever seen. Hold my drink, [derogatory statement]." These may be things that Rick James would say, but once again, I am not Rick James.

After this I have noticed two things. One is that my essay is nearly three times the allowed limit or 50 words. Two is that I have wayyyy too much time on my hands. Oh, and thanks for the title Brad. :P

 

 

I liked when Prince schooled Charlie Murphy in basketball, and then served him pancakes.

 

Game. Blouses.