I shall post answers later...
For now try to answer em!

A true test of your Southern-ness
Give yersef 3 points for every correct answer.
You get 1 point to start.
Give yersef partial credit — for example, if you didn't know "Bigfoot" was a monster truck, but you couldn't pronounce "sasquatch", give yersef half a point fer fittin' right in.

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour, you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31) What color is a John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?

 

I am so northern But I wanna be southern. I can learn... I really can.

By the way I love the south. Been there a handful of times and always enjoy it

 

Allrighty then:

Feeling Strange Lately?
Shhh!!! Maybe your a Yankee!!
1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook
outside."
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing
"Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au
gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what a moon pie is.
6. You've never had grain alcohol.
7. You've never, ever, eaten okra.
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only
cows you've seen are on road trips.
10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a
sweater on a poodle.
12. You don't have bangs.
13. You would rather vacation at Martha's
Vineyard than Six Flags.
14. More than two generations of your family
have been kicked out of the same prep school in
Connecticut.
15. You would rather have your son become a
lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing
show.
16. Instead of referring to two or more people as
"y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of
them are women.
17. You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
18. You have never planned your summer vacation
around a gun-and-knife show.
19. You think more money should go to important
scientific research at your university than to pay
the salary of the head football coach.
20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40
somewhere around the house.
21. The last time you smiled was when you
prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp on
the highway.
22. You don't have any hats in your closet that
advertise feed stores.
23. The farthest south you've ever been is the
perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
24. You call binoculars opera glasses.
25. You can't spit out the car window without
pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
26. You would never wear pink or an applique
sweatshirt.
27. You don't know what applique is.
28. You don't know anyone with two first names
(i.e., Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly
don't know how to make one.
30. You've never been to a craft show.
31. You get freaked out when people on the
subway talk to you.
32. You can't do your laundry without quarters.
33. None of your fur coats are homemade.

 

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I am: 97% (Dixie). Is General Lee your grandfather?

 

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 6
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 43 / blue
3) Bill Dance is good at what? fishing
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour, you have what? boiled wet peanuts!
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? french
9) What is a chigger? a bug that will bite the bee-geesies out of ya
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? Gulf shores, of course!
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? moss
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________. Evinrude?
14) What's the common name for a bowfin? cypress trout, thats what my dad calls it
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? calf
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? Hank Sr
17) What are grits made out of? corn
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? Bjs monkey?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"? WS, darlin'
23) Where would you find Vidalia County? Im guessing GA, since thats where you are... lol, but we have vidalia onions here
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? 3 legged race
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 5
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? Winning
28) What is a scuppernong? its a type of grape or berry, I think
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? got me there!
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? pork?
31) What color is a John Deere? John Deere green, and yellow
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? wont be an offspring, mules are sterile
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?

 

68% Dixie. My grandparents are from Down south so who knows

 

none of these describe me either. Guess I'm just a freak of nature.

I have a very slight New York accent from living there 11 years of my life but you can hardly hear it at all.

 

85% (Dixie). Do you still use Confederate money?

 

LOL, I still say "aw, shucks"

 

But do you say it with the confederate flag? LOL j/j

 

Answers:
1) 7
2) 43, red and blue
3) Fishin'
4) University of Tennessee
5) University of Georgia
6) Hard peanuts
7) 283
8) French
9) A red bug (small parasite)
10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11) Panama City, FL
12) Spanish moss
13) Evinrude
14) Mudfish
15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16) Hank Williams
17) Corn
18) Paul Bryant
19) Because of pollen
20) "The Recipe"
21) Helen
22) WSM
23) Georgia
24) Calf roping
25) Mandolin
26) 5
27) The same thing
28) A wild grape
29) Yes
30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
31) Green
32) Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33) Tobacco

 

i dont have a accent, i just talk normal
o yah and the yankee questions dont describe me, i have never had hott food, even jalapeano peppers arent hott, anyone know where to get some really hott wings? where in ny did u live Andy?

 

39% (Yankee). You are definitely a Yankee.

I feel singled out in here. :hiding:

 

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 43 Blue
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour, you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? French
9) What is a chigger? Tick?
10) What is scrapple? Crappy fruit beverage. No, wait thats snapple.
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? Moss
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? A baby cow?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? Hank Williams
17) What are grits made out of? Aren't grits hash browns which = potatoes?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"? RDNK?
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? 3-legged race
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 12?
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? being annoying
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? sure why not.
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? I guess
31) What color is a John Deere? Green
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? baby mule
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"? more shade?

Well there you go. Plus, I don't consider Bigfoot to be a Southern thing seeing as it was created here in St. Louis and is in fact still headquartered here.

 

i hear bigfoot and say FORD!!!!!!!!! TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm Jersey through and through, although I just moved to CA. It's the Shore, not the beach. It's Great Adventure, NOT six flags. Manhatten is called "the city". Anything outside of NYC is "upstate NY". etc etc. lol

 

You sound like my hubby.

His nickname is the redneck yankee.

First southern word he learned: Big Ole..as in he had a big ole truck that got wrecked and brought Eleanor home.

 

No i guess not. I'm from Larchmont, NY in Westchester county Doug. It's right above NYC

 

Hmm, I got 5 questions right, not very southern I guess, lol.

 

For shame. And you live on the redneck riviera too... :scratch: