Women and Daugthers and small farm animals beware!
4/7/10, 08:10 PM
#24
Legacy TMS Member
Congratulations on making it around the sun once more, dude!
Hearing about it makes me reminisce about my 21st... and I don't remember much about it... not real sure what I did, actually. Probably typical 21st bday stuff... except this part:
I'm at work on my birthday, no big... until a cop woman came into the office and wanted to talk to me about my '87 SVO and me tearin' it up and down the streets...
Well, ok, so I get up, and she tells me to face the wall... I'm gettin' weirded out... and pats me down. Huh?!
Then takes me to a central room in the work, where there's a chair... and people... and, ok, now it's not a cop woman, but a stripper. NICE.
She does the dancin', innuendos, and strips down to a gold bikini.
At the end, she asks: "Now... who do you think sent you that?"
Um... Paul. No. Uh... Dad?? No.
I guessed a couple of other people, and she finally tells me:
"YOUR MOM DID!"
---
Awesome, right? My mom is the bestest ever. That alone is proof, but I have way more than just that.
/sorry about the delay... workin' hard, didn't get on yesterday.
Hearing about it makes me reminisce about my 21st... and I don't remember much about it... not real sure what I did, actually. Probably typical 21st bday stuff... except this part:
I'm at work on my birthday, no big... until a cop woman came into the office and wanted to talk to me about my '87 SVO and me tearin' it up and down the streets...
Well, ok, so I get up, and she tells me to face the wall... I'm gettin' weirded out... and pats me down. Huh?!
Then takes me to a central room in the work, where there's a chair... and people... and, ok, now it's not a cop woman, but a stripper. NICE.
She does the dancin', innuendos, and strips down to a gold bikini.
At the end, she asks: "Now... who do you think sent you that?"
Um... Paul. No. Uh... Dad?? No.
I guessed a couple of other people, and she finally tells me:
"YOUR MOM DID!"
---
Awesome, right? My mom is the bestest ever. That alone is proof, but I have way more than just that.
/sorry about the delay... workin' hard, didn't get on yesterday.
Last edited by houtex; 4/7/10 at 08:12 PM.
4/7/10, 08:24 PM
#26
Happy Birthday!!
4/8/10, 06:32 PM
#28
I imagine that Arin's still at it so here's a tune to go with !
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_u...ient=mv-google
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_u...ient=mv-google
4/8/10, 08:24 PM
#29
Legacy TMS Member
That's a mobile link... so here's the non-mobile one...I think...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRXGnGrHak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRXGnGrHak
4/8/10, 09:01 PM
#30
4/9/10, 12:32 PM
#33
Legacy TMS Member Pr
I'm late as usual 
Oh well, Happy bday dude. Hope you had lots of fun 
Oh well, Happy bday dude. Hope you had lots of fun
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