Does that work too if I start putting a splash of it my 100 proof? Why yes dear, I'm having a health drink.

 

Watching my Eagles dismantle the Jets!

 

Watching the Aggies castrate the Gamecocks! Or should I say Tamecocks? Or Lamecocks?

 

Farting


The natural way

 

In preseason! These games don't matter.

 

Don't blow those stitches!

Or mess your breeches!
.

 

Not watching football.

 

Booo! That game sucked. I think they left their defense around the corner downtown on campus!

 

Well, it's a known fact that pineapples are chock full of Vitamin C, which is believed to be a viable nutrient capable of counteracting the effects of the common cold virus... and alcohol is widely used by medical professionals as a disinfectant and germ killer. So congratulations, Lee, you may have just found the cure for colds, shipping fever, epizootic, the Crud, and who knows what other plagues which have confounded medical science for centuries. I would be looking for a place to display my anticipated Nobel Prize in Medicine, if I were you. You make us all proud.

 

Being freaked out! Came home and the upstairs light was on . Grabbed my gun and the boys and looked everywhere. I hate having a two-story home. On another note... Got my hair colored today

 

Which gun?...

 

A Beretta Px4 storm

Oh and I'm also making eggs because I'm hungry

 

Watching a possum in the backyard eating bugs it's so freaking cute!

 

The most horrible animal ever. The only animal I encourage killing.

 

I know they are dirty little things... It was just super cute walking around in the yard. Long as it stays out of the trash I'm ok with it being around

 

Red?

 

That's gotta feel odd.

 

he probably forgot what it was like it, the first one probably went something like this:

 

PX4 eh? How do you like it compared to other stuff you've had? My buddy is thinking about getting one...

 

hope so!