If the part about being who he was didn't help Tom get loose,
what's a guy without a T. gonna get? Totally screwed,
while chicken wing puke eats the candy apple red off his Corvette
Three dimes down and 25 cents shy of a slice of the Double mint twins
Come back baby, Rock and Roll never forgets

 

Cause I was born lonely down by the riverside
Learned to spin fortune wheels, and throw dice
And I was just thirteen when I had to leave home
Knew I couldn't stick around, I had to roam
Ain't good looking, but you know I ain't shy
Ain't afraid to look it girl, hear me out
So if you need some lovin, and you need it right away
Take a little time out, and maybe I'll stay

 

Think about how many times
I have fallen
Spirits are using me
larger voices callin'.
What heaven brought you and me
Cannot be forgotten.
I have been around the world,
Lookin' for that woman/girl,
Who knows love can endure.
And you know it will.

 

Clapton just may be GOD . . .

 

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

 

flossy flossy

 

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run faster than my bullet.

 

Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick
Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down

 

Carefree highway, let me slip away on you
Carefree highway, you seen better days
The morning after blues from my head down to my shoes
Carefree highway, let me slip away, slip away on you

 

And if it looks like we were scared to death
Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other
You should've seen it in color

 

And this one is my favorite one
This is me and grandma in the, summer sun
All dressed up, the day we said our vows
You can't tell it here but it was hot that June
And that rose was red and her eyes were blue
And just look at that smile, I was so proud

 

I'm done going to jail . . .

I was just a normal guy
Life was just a nine to five
With bills and pressure
Piled up to the sky
She never asked
She knew I'd be
Hangin' with my wilder friends
Looking for some other way to fly

 

As soon as Jesus turned his back
I find my way across the track
Lookin' just to score . . . another deal
With my back against that **** eight ball
I didn't have to think or talk . . . or feel

 

Partying by myself . . .

 

I had a job and a piece of land
My sweet wife was my best friend
But I traded that for cocaine and a *****

 

Everybody's lookin if ya jealous turn around
The AMG kip keeps us closa to the ground
We're gettin good grip from the 50 series tires
The Alpine's bumpin but I need the volume higher
Cuz the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb
We're rollin Rainier and the jealous wanna get some

 

Cus I never liked a punk who beat up on his girl
If you don't have game then let her leave your world

 

Werd . . .

 

Where you get your beats?
I heard 93 rappers say ***** like me
2 singers and 10 comedians
And I'm still gon' yell it every time you see me in
What's my favorite word?
*****!
Why they gotta say it like $hort?
*****!
You know they can't play on my court
Can't hang with the big dogs
Stay on the porch

 

When did Evil Capri go red? Has he always been red and I didn't notice it? I thought he was green recently.


I'll go off the grid from everyone and say that I was listening to this on Sirius today in the 500.