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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500

Until she runs me in front of our judge for breaking the order.
Damm you're ordered to answer the phone?
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra

Damm you're ordered to answer the phone?
When you have kids, current contact info must be given to each parent in case of emergencies. You'll find this out when your wife smartens up. Lol
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
When you have kids, current contact info must be given to each parent in case of emergencies. You'll find thistle's out when your wife smartens up. Lol
Yeah, I remember those days too!
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500

When you have kids, current contact info must be given to each parent in case of emergencies. You'll find this out when your wife smartens up. Lol
I'm just gonna install a red phone at home then. Lol
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra
I'm just gonna install a red phone at home then. Lol

Or know where an abandoned well is and a couple bags of lime.






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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

Or know where an abandoned well is and a couple bags of lime.

Man I know where the hungry gators live. Going take a boat ride honey.
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 07:09 PM
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Should I be worried of strange insurance policy statements start showing up?
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Scothew
Should I be worried of strange insurance policy statements start showing up?
"Don't worry dear, you finally get to pay off the house".
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra

"Don't worry dear, you finally get to pay off the house".
No kidding.
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Scothew

No kidding.
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 08:47 PM
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If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeD73USA
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
Do you have the number to DuPont?
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Old Sep 6, 2012 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra

Do you have the number to DuPont?
1 (800) Rainbow
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Old Sep 10, 2012 | 02:25 AM
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Did you know Teflon is not good for your health?
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Old Sep 10, 2012 | 02:56 AM
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What came first the chicken or the egg ??
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Old Sep 10, 2012 | 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by red pony
Did you know Teflon is not good for your health?
Would you believe I knew that?

Did you know the fumes it gives off when cooking could kill a pet bird?
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Old Sep 10, 2012 | 03:32 AM
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Will you call me afterwards??
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Old Sep 11, 2012 | 01:53 AM
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Is Afterward a better name Gary?
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Old Sep 11, 2012 | 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by denlem
Would you believe I knew that?

Did you know the fumes it gives off when cooking could kill a pet bird?
Really? Wasn't it your flatulance that killed the pet bird?
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Old Sep 11, 2012 | 03:58 AM
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Did we really land on the moon ??
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