False. Seeing other crabby people makes me feel less crabby.

TPBM learned that all it takes is one rogue squirrel to bring down the power grid of an entire Kansas town for several hours.

 

False. Didn't know they had electricity in Kansas anyway.


TPBM is hungry for some lunch.

 

True. Although "famished" is much more applicable.

It's new. I kinda like it!

TPBM wears his sneakers in the pool. Sneakers!

 

false

TPBM is in a funk

 

False, not today. Hope it gets better Jill!

TPBM is already tired a Christmas commercials!

 

false, havent seen one yet [crosses fingers]
tpbm has too much junk to do tomorrow

 

True!

TPBM hates the song on the radio right now.

 

False, the radio is not on

TPBM is waiting for their first group of trick or treaters

 

False. I plan on keeping the porch light off and hiding in the house until we take the kid out to make the rounds.

TPBM thinks King of the Hill is a vastly underrated program.

 

False, I've never seen it, so I have no idea.

TPBM is eating candy!

 

False - I've just dropped some kidding off & will have to vaccume out the car tomorrow , then picked up a pizza, had a beer , gave out little candy a wack of hotwheels, more @ work and am now crawling into a very hot tub of water.

TPBM - Will not forget to brush thier teeth tonight before they wink out !

 

True! But not on purpose

TPBM: Is gonna wake up naked in the woods with a small pain in their southern regions

 

False - I treid that but it wasn't the woods it was a graveyard , woke up on a Saturday realized where I was & ran like hell past a bus bench of little old ladies that musthave thought I crawled out of a hole.

TPBM - Needs some fresh fruit with a smdgin of ice-cream now.

 

False, because I'm frozen in place by sickness

TPBM is going to sell me their mustang for $946.73

 

True. Plus $30,000 shipping, $5,000.00 handling, and tt&l


TPBM just sold there Mustang.

 

False, because you didn't sell me yours without hidden fees

TPBM is going to have a naked arin in their back seat in the next week

 

False, and for the rest of time for that matter.

TPBM is shocked Gary would sell his stang for so cheap.

 

True. Where do I sign?
tpbm wants to offer Gary $1000 for his Mustang

 

False...I don't feel like being laughed at today.

TPBM needs to get up and get moving this morning.

 

true, but don't want to
tpbm will be very busy today detailing his/her rides.