True or False game
4/23/08, 02:50 PM
#3423
NTTAWWT
true
tpbm knows they aced an exam today!
the decoy line reminds me of a story:
there were 6 guys in a bar, having quite a few drinks...cop outside knows this and is just waiting for them to come out at closing time to arrest them. When the only sober customer in the bar goes home with a lady, the other 5 guys have a problem, how will they get home because the designated driver just left, knowing the cop is outside...they come up with a plan...at closing time they all go out to their car, the bartender is stumbling around, trying to find his keys, and they cop eyes him. after 10 minutes he finally unlocks his car, and goes to leave, with the rest of the guys in their cars, as soon as he hits the road, the cops pulls him over, asks him to take a breath test, it comes back and says he's completely sober, the cop goes, why were you stumbling around then, the bartender says "I was the designated drunk"
tpbm knows they aced an exam today!
the decoy line reminds me of a story:
there were 6 guys in a bar, having quite a few drinks...cop outside knows this and is just waiting for them to come out at closing time to arrest them. When the only sober customer in the bar goes home with a lady, the other 5 guys have a problem, how will they get home because the designated driver just left, knowing the cop is outside...they come up with a plan...at closing time they all go out to their car, the bartender is stumbling around, trying to find his keys, and they cop eyes him. after 10 minutes he finally unlocks his car, and goes to leave, with the rest of the guys in their cars, as soon as he hits the road, the cops pulls him over, asks him to take a breath test, it comes back and says he's completely sober, the cop goes, why were you stumbling around then, the bartender says "I was the designated drunk"
Last edited by StangMahn; 4/23/08 at 02:55 PM.
4/25/08, 02:25 AM
#3428
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True, but on the couch of the lounge in the honors dorm because I'm too tired to walk back to mine
The person below me has class in the morning
The person below me has class in the morning
4/25/08, 09:21 AM
#3430
NTTAWWT
oh so happy its friday, when I get done with my 3pm exam, I'm done until fall!
TPBM is exhausted and running on fumes
TPBM is exhausted and running on fumes
4/26/08, 09:09 AM
#3433
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False. My house and office are very bright regardless!!
TPBM once again needs to get off their butt and finish up their house!! (why of WHY don't I care anymore?? 2 years of time money and effort and I just......can't.......seem.....to......FINISH IT OFF!!!)
TPBM once again needs to get off their butt and finish up their house!! (why of WHY don't I care anymore?? 2 years of time money and effort and I just......can't.......seem.....to......FINISH IT OFF!!!)
4/27/08, 04:05 PM
#3437
NTTAWWT
True, smarties are aewsome
TPBM thinks there's alot of good stuff on TV today, baseball, lacrosse, indycar, ama superbike, dragracing...call me a couch potato for today
TPBM thinks there's alot of good stuff on TV today, baseball, lacrosse, indycar, ama superbike, dragracing...call me a couch potato for today
4/28/08, 12:58 PM
#3440
The Legacy TMS Lady
False
TPBM has sore muscles from riding 4 wheelers yesterday.
TPBM has sore muscles from riding 4 wheelers yesterday.