Off-Topic Chatter Non-Vehicle Related Chat

The TMS Cat Thread!

Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:27 AM
  #381  
Blue Notch's Avatar
 
Joined: December 5, 2006
Posts: 31,454
Likes: 71
From: Trapped in Minnesota
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Not to me, furry little gray ****ers with a long tail that scurry around the house, no good. Rat, mouse, gopher, whatever you want to call it, the bastard doesn't belong inside.
True. But rats are still way more disgusting than mice.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:33 AM
  #382  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by Blue Notch
True. But rats are still way more disgusting than mice.
Rats and mice are the same ****ing thing in my book. I put out snap traps when I see one or a turd of one. If I had a cat like you I wouldn't worry about it, well I guess I would because your cat is worthless other than a lap toy.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:33 AM
  #383  
myponyandme's Avatar
Mach 1 Member
 
Joined: August 9, 2012
Posts: 1,760
Likes: 0
From: NC
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

Not to me, furry little gray ****ers with a long tail that scurry around the house, no good. Rat, mouse, gopher, whatever you want to call it, the bastard doesn't belong inside.
But the little ones are cute
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:38 AM
  #384  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by myponyandme
But the little ones are cute
As long as their head is slammed in a Victor trap.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:40 AM
  #385  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
As long as their head is slammed in a Victor trap.
I'm an OCD clean freak, I'm not having anything running around ****ting and touching my counters and food areas, or even floor for that matter. I'll kill anything that fits that bill.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:49 AM
  #386  
myponyandme's Avatar
Mach 1 Member
 
Joined: August 9, 2012
Posts: 1,760
Likes: 0
From: NC
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

I'm an OCD clean freak, I'm not having anything running around ****ting and touching my counters and food areas, or even floor for that matter. I'll kill anything that fits that bill.
Me too, but I still think they are cute. That's Mark's job to get rid of the critters and spiders!!!
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 11:39 AM
  #387  
lalayla's Avatar
Calgon Take Me Away!
 
Joined: April 1, 2011
Posts: 11,005
Likes: 5
From: Florida
Haha
Attached Images  
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 12:42 PM
  #388  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by lalayla
Haha
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 12:58 PM
  #389  
cdynaco's Avatar
Post *****
 
Joined: December 14, 2007
Posts: 19,953
Likes: 4
From: State of Jefferson Mountains USA
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
I'm an OCD clean freak, I'm not having anything running around ****ting and touching my counters and food areas, or even floor for that matter. I'll kill anything that fits that bill.
Such as a cat...

That pic a few pages back of the cat rolling on the bathroom rug... then to the couch, then to the bed, then to the kitchen - maybe even on the counter...
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:04 PM
  #390  
Blue Notch's Avatar
 
Joined: December 5, 2006
Posts: 31,454
Likes: 71
From: Trapped in Minnesota
Cats are extremely clean animals. Just stay away from their mouths.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 01:11 PM
  #391  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by Blue Notch
Cats are extremely clean animals. Just stay away from their mouths.
They are clean animals, but nothing that walks on 4 legs is going to drop a deuce inside my house.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 02:00 PM
  #392  
cdynaco's Avatar
Post *****
 
Joined: December 14, 2007
Posts: 19,953
Likes: 4
From: State of Jefferson Mountains USA
Originally Posted by Blue Notch
Cats are extremely clean animals. Just stay away from their mouths.
Maybe - maybe not. That doesn't mean they don't spread bacteria all through the house.

Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
but nothing that walks on 4 legs is going to drop a deuce inside my house.
Exactly!
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 02:17 PM
  #393  
phiggs54's Avatar
 
Joined: May 27, 2011
Posts: 6,040
Likes: 20
From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by Blue Notch
Sandy in one of her odd after dinner sleeping spots.
Another odd sleep site


The TMS Cat Thread!-image-2972277694.jpg
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 02:19 PM
  #394  
phiggs54's Avatar
 
Joined: May 27, 2011
Posts: 6,040
Likes: 20
From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

They are clean animals, but nothing that walks on 4 legs is going to drop a deuce inside my house.
You dont wanna trade rat turds for cat turds?
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 02:21 PM
  #395  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by phiggs54
You dont wanna trade rat turds for cat turds?
Don't want any turds, lol. Only way I could have an indoor cat is if it would go outside to ****.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 03:49 PM
  #396  
phiggs54's Avatar
 
Joined: May 27, 2011
Posts: 6,040
Likes: 20
From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

Don't want any turds, lol. Only way I could have an indoor cat is if it would go outside to ****.
All of our cats were crap outside cats, until the previous and current. They are both purebreds, I guess they tend to have manners
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 03:49 PM
  #397  
Blue Notch's Avatar
 
Joined: December 5, 2006
Posts: 31,454
Likes: 71
From: Trapped in Minnesota
Originally Posted by cdynaco
Maybe - maybe not. That doesn't mean they don't spread bacteria all through the house.



Exactly!
Doesn't mean you don't spread bacteria either.
Originally Posted by phiggs54
Another odd sleep site


Attachment 129141
HAHA!

Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Don't want any turds, lol. Only way I could have an indoor cat is if it would go outside to ****.
You could always do this.

Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 04:04 PM
  #398  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by Blue Notch
Doesn't mean you don't spread bacteria either.
HAHA!


You could always do this.

Toilet Trained Cat Doing Number 2 - YouTube
Teach it to **** in the toilet, fall in it, then come paw you on the arm or face? Yeah that seems sanitary.

Last edited by Rather B.Blown; Jan 26, 2013 at 04:06 PM.
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 04:59 PM
  #399  
lalayla's Avatar
Calgon Take Me Away!
 
Joined: April 1, 2011
Posts: 11,005
Likes: 5
From: Florida
Doesn't that happen in Meet The Parents? Or Meet the Fockers? The dad trained the cat to use the toilet. Lol
Reply
Old Jan 26, 2013 | 05:08 PM
  #400  
Rather B.Blown's Avatar
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
 
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Originally Posted by lalayla
Doesn't that happen in Meet The Parents? Or Meet the Fockers? The dad trained the cat to use the toilet. Lol
Yeah, one of those. If I was going to train a cat to do something, it would be go outside to crap, and stay the hell off of my throne.
Reply

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:59 AM.