Good games to play at WalMart when the misses is taking her time.

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

1. Put 10 crates of beer, three bottles of Jack Daniels and one pack of nappies (diapers) into your shopping trolley.

2. Go to the check-out till and let the shop attendant do her thing with the machine that goes "beep".

3. When given the total price, make a big scene of rumaging through your wallet, scratching your head and muttering something like "thought I had more cash on me?!"

4. Tell the shop assistant you're a bit short of money and will have to put something back.

5. Take the nappies and put them back on the shelves.

 

I'll never think of Walmart the same again.

 

Classic, that would be hilarious especially with a kid in the cart.

 

lol this is great

 

I bought a Hot Wheels with a credit card last night...just the Hot Wheels

And I made a point of getting the receipt

 

dude when i was like 5 i got lost in a wal-mart.........i missed my mommy

 

A small change to this is to find an old person that has a bunch of stuff in their cart already and when they walk away to check something, put all 24 boxes in the bottom of their cart.

 

Classic, that would be hilarious especially with a kid in the cart. [/b][/quote]
Don't forget to toss in a carton of filterless Camels, too. :notnice:

 

that brings back memories. cept when it happend to me i was grounded so i thought i was free to have all the toys n the store n live off of the snack aisle. good times B)

 

what's a trolley?

 

a shopping cart