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Holy crap! 11 cases? I used to stockpile about 5-6 12 packs, polish them off and start all over again. I'm seriously amazed at how much money i've saved and also how much weight i've lost since I stopped! As much as i'd like to have soda again, i'd much rather fit into smaller sized clothing and be able to wear a bikini!
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I used to buy 12 packs when they went on sale for $2.50 each. I could end up with 30 of them! Got sick of the cans and now I have a carbonator and just buy the syrup and make my own soda.
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Holy crap! 11 cases? I used to stockpile about 5-6 12 packs, polish them off and start all over again. I'm seriously amazed at how much money i've saved and also how much weight i've lost since I stopped! As much as i'd like to have soda again, i'd much rather fit into smaller sized clothing and be able to wear a bikini!
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My Cousin had a vasectomy several years ago. His wife got pregnant and had a baby not long ago.
I'm amazed his side of the family calls the child a 'Miracle' baby.
My side of the family calls it an affair.
I'm amazed his side of the family calls the child a 'Miracle' baby.
My side of the family calls it an affair.
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Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
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Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit so one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device ... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll
explain the toy, you explain the kids.'
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It amazes me that as many soft and sexy aspects there are about a woman's body, that a guy could have a foot fetish take priority over everything else about her sexually! This does not compute!
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A vasectomy isn't 100% in every situation, but at the same time the failure rate is much less than a tubal procedure.
legacy Tms Member MEMORIAL Rest In Peace 10/06/2021
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I know who the father might be. My Dad caught my cousins, cousin (not related to me) in a very friendly situation with my cousins wife a few years ago.
She got caught having an affair many years ago with someone she worked with.
I believe my cousin just don't want to know if the baby is his or someone else.
She got caught having an affair many years ago with someone she worked with.
I believe my cousin just don't want to know if the baby is his or someone else.
