Granted. Here's a Good 'n Plenty.

I wish the Cardinals would have won yesterday.

 

granted...but the yankees lost today

oh wait, that's the ideal situation, ooooh well

I wish the wolfpack had tried to play yesterday

 

Granted but they showed up to play soccer

I wish I had a plate of Mexican food sitting right in front of me right now

 

Granted, but the guacamole is spoiled.

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

Granted but there is no more room in your yard for your cars

I wish I was in the 80º's

 

Granted any like nukes around ? get something started it'll warm up real fast . sorry all that came to mind.

I wish I was retiered I think.

 

Granted, but you're also confined to a wheel chair.

I wish there was an easier way to clean the fish tank.

 

Granted & here's how your going to get er done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Zg9c_8H3A

I wish I wasn't the one always stuck cleaning out our turtle aquarium as well !

ps George Clooney that's the turtles name is too big for a flush,drain thing , would have to do a soup thing.

 

Granted. One flush and she's all done!

I wish it was snowing already.

 

Granted, as long as it stays north of the border all winter!

I Gary would grant me a wish.

 

Granted-- he took your Stang off your hands like you wished he would.

I wish I was famous

 

Granted. TMZ now does daily updates on your herpes treatments.

I wish the info for the 2011 GT would be out already.

 

Granted but its the 2011 FIAT GT

I wish for a Mustang

 

Granted. But its a Matchbox Mustang (with crooked stripes like mine LOL).

I wish I was at a party tonight.

 

You are. But its the Democratic Party and someone stole your wallet.



I wish I hadn't have tried to lift that big box. Aye carumba!

 

Granted. But now you have to lift a big circle. Holy Cannolis!

I wish I could catch that guy that stole my wallet.

 

Granted - You are Mick Dundee you reached out grabbed a soup can and nailed the turd from a block away no less !

I wish that the guy beside him now currently holding your wallet didn't decide to walk away butinstead with some Christmas spirit gave it back !

 

Granted- He walked back and handed it to so you stuck it in your pocket just to realize later that it was empty and not your wallet.

I wish I was home riding quads right now.

 

Granted - as soon as I can get my warp drive back on line I'll just beam you back & forth.

I wish my son would smell whats cooking and get up & help lol.

 

Granted- but he gets up and helps eat it


I wish I wasnt so bored