Had to bring it back. I assume you all remember the rules. I'll kick things off (again.)

I wish TMS had never been hacked.

 

Granted. The government was hacked and all our social security benefits are now depleted (as if we'd ever seem em).

I too wish TMS had never been hacked.

 

Don't we all !
Failed - As what's done has been done !

I wish that a bucket of cash or a few unchecked lotterie tickets I have come though There's a few mods I'd be wanting ! and a Vespa scooter as I want to join Cavion's gang "The Vespa Loaca's" lol

 

Granted, so you can share it with us!
I wish I found money in the toilet instead of s***

 

Granted but it was only a nickel and the toilet was in a truck stop.

I wish my pants weren't so tight.

 

Granted. And your gender reassignment surgery was a success.

I wish I had a big lapful of cash.

 

Granted, but its only monopoly money.

I wish I owned Park Place...

 

Granted. Here's your membership card.



I wish I'd read more Calvin & Hobbes as a kid.

 

Granted as soon as I find my great grandmothers outhouse I'll dig it , id be like gold mining, she didn't want anyone to have her money so she burried it THERE of all the F up things to do . Eduardo go for it.
I wish I sleep well tonight and have a continued dream from last night , if I could only remember !

 

Granted, but you'll still dream you're diggin' in the two holer!

I wish I had some lime...

 

Granted ! but you just realized that it's Lemon that goes with Tequila.

I wish today being my Sunday turns out to be like a ground hog day so it just repeats itself for at least a week solid thanks.

 

Granted. You will now live this day for weeks. Also, you have explosive diarrhea.

I wish my office window opened.

 

Granted - take the mouse or pc and toss it it will then be open !

I wish I had some depends to help with my now exlosive diareha

 

Granted, but production got mixed up and they are really Pampers for infants.

I wish it wasn't raining today.

 

Granted it's now snowing! I wish I didn't have to drive for 3 hours to visit family!

 

Granted...you just found out the highway is closed and now you have to take a 2 lane road with stop lights every 100 yards



I wish I could afford to do more mods on the GT

 

Granted, don't we all?
I wish that my neighbor was either Carrie Underwood or Pamela Anderson

 

Granted... ..but you lost your eyesight to a freak lawn mowing accident.

I wish that I had Notre Dame vs. Michigan State tickets

 

Granted inow if I can find Bill Ford's phone number I'll make it happen !
Today when I pick up Nat from school I need to wow him or embarass him in 2Hr:20min
maybe I could get a 2010 for an hour ?

 

Granted, but you'll have one with a Camaro transmission!
I wish Packiao wins against Coto in tomorrows boxing event