Granted, you are now drowning in the Atlantic

i wish my bike wasn't stolen

 

Granted, but you are now riding it in the circus.

I wish I had some corn on the cob.

 

Granted, but now your farts smell like ethanol.

I wish someone would split this firewood for me.

 

Granted half is now in my back yard...thanks!!!

I wish this day would come to an end

 

Granted - I'll need a job within six months or sooner. btw how much you pay ?

I wish that it didn't have to rain today , and that I could get some outdoor stuff done.

 

Granted. Winter just arrived.

I wish I didn't get just get this... "This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 1 seconds."

 

granted, now it says
I wish for dinner to be good

 

Dinner will be good, but you must wait 3000 seconds between each bite.

I wish I had a new vacuum.

 

Granted. You can have mine. It sucks as it cuts!



I wish my A/C vent wasn't so noisy.

 

Granted, the AC broke down.
I wish I had a new Mustang.

 

Granted, Just got to return it to the owners.

i wish my Stang was on the road already.

 

Granted but it's upside down!
I wish

 

granted but it was bad moonshine and now your blind





I wish I had a dollar for every keystroke made on this site in a month

 

Granted. But you have to pay 2 dollars for every keystroke.

I wish I had my own business already.

 

Granted, but you'll have to pay for health insurance for all your employees and all your customers.

I wish I was a genius.

 

granted but your geekiness makes you drive a Prius

i wish it was 7:00pm

 

It is, you are now late for work, stood up your girlfriend and/or wife. You have now lost your job and whatever other you happened to have.

I wish Ice cream didn't melt until you ate it.

 

Granted, but you ate too much too fast and now you have a week long icy migrane.

I wish I wouldn't have thrown my back out yesterday.

 

Not granted you have to wait untill you were at work and then find out you have to stay to finish the day out ! Sorry .

I wish they take my lic plates off while my car is in and put them on a silver 427 ROUSH that I parked beside with out plates , I only went in for a new pos battery cable but I'll take the ROUSH

 

Sorry man, im 17, no girlfriend, not married, and no job yet But that would mean I skipped classes even though I finish at 11:25
Granted, the cops arrest you for false vehicle information

I wish I was hungry