Unless you want some bastard to crack an egg or two on it.

 

I'll crack a head or two if that happens

 

Even though my car isn't home, a friend and I are gonna sit around tonight and shoot at vandals and vagabonds with airsofts. 'Twill be great fun.

 

lol reported sniper shooting at tricker treaters lol
I'm gonna park at his mom's place Nat her neighbour is a police with a German Shepard

 

Devils night was yesterday
but tonight isn't any better

 

Unless....you want to use your car as bait...




Last I checked, All Hallows Eve is traditionally celebrated on the night of October 31.

 

hELL I already had the police called on me once today, Whats one more?

 

What did you do April?

 

Something that may get Ralph messed with. Maybe Egged, and maybe requiring a second visit from our local LEOs tonight.

Actually I did nothing, I threatened to call the cops if the local hillbillies who recently moved into my nice neighborhood from the trailer park(their words not mine) hit my child one more time. Which I caught em doing when they got off the bus- swinging their dollar general brand book bag at my daughters head.
Which in hillbilly speak apparently translates into "She threatened my child". So of course the poor police had to come out and take a report.

 

A report ! I'd loose it and go mad sorry but I really hope they be gone ASAP for you Hows Ivy is it ? that's not nice now the Munsters I could live with or even the Adam's family they at least have values .

 

This is America........Dammit. That means they will stay and torture us until the foreclosure men come.

Anyhow- Ralphie is fine........And I get to take him in to the shop today, and get a rental and Talk bullitt with my salesman! No eggs!

 

You're right, Halloween is on the 31st, that was not what I was refering to...
The night prior is refered to as 'Devils Night'
that was the night where people went out and egged houses, toilette papered them... soaped the windows etc....

 

Hehe. I know you were referring to Mischief Night. In big cities it all usually occurs on the 31st.

 

Remember "Pacific Heights" I think was the name of a show where a new young couple just bought their first home and rented out the basment to Michael Keaton he drove a Black Porcshe and drove the owners insane, well be creative think on some sort of safe leagle action plan of attack.

 

Well ladies, All hades is about to break loose. But Ralphie has been garaged.

This hilbilly stuff is deeper than I thought- This freaking thing is like the Salem Witch trials. Another parent and her kid are coming over to discuss this mess together- the hilbilly girl got her kid suspended.

 

what about Ellie ? left out in the cold or what, I for one hope that this thing works out for the best in your case !

 

Ellies fine. She always has the right side of the garage.

Of course it is going to work out- I got the whole world on my side- even my HOA -Pays to know people