MR Charles Farmer .. one of my teachers from grade school is having a student reunion today at sharon johnson park in new market . he invited all the students he taught and coached in his 50 year career ..i forget all the places he was at but from 68 to 71 or so he taught me and coached me in various sports ..we actually were county champions in volleyball .. he surprised me by telling me i was the greatest athlete he ever coached ..excelling in athletics was the farthest thing from my mind in those days .. i could`nt wait to get out of school ..iv`e also wasted some musical talent as well .. no one ever told me i was good at anything .... encourage your kids no matter what they choose to do .. it builds self esteem and confidence ..

 

no good deed goes unpunished .. that dont sound right ..but anyway while coming home from my cruise lap yesterday in the V6 pinto about a mile from home my left front tire blew .. being so close to home i was`nt about to stop and change it ,, and the tires are old and rotted anyway ,, they came off the 80 i just bought .. so i limp on home and when i pull in the shop i notice the chrome trim ring is missing from the flat tire ,, this morning i ride my bike up the road looking for the missing ring .. i`m looking on the side i was driving on up and back .. i didn`t find it .. just now i went up the road in my 80 pinto
and noticed some clutter laying in the road that was causing cars to veer into the opposite lane to miss it ..being the conscientious fellow i am i stop and move the clutter out of the hiway .. as luck would have my trim ring was no more than 10 feet away in the opposite ditch ...

 

Followed this abomination home from work today! I don't know if it should be shot and mounted on the wall?

 

Haha, I vote for being shot!

 

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies,
"Well Bruce, you are only 10..
Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies,
"In Jenny's room.
It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay, then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,
Jenny makes five bucks a week
and I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month,
so that should do us just fine.
Mr. Smith is impressed
Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well Bruce,
it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you should have
little children
of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable

 

 

 

Lmfao! That's great!

 

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i have awakened a beast within me .. i have discovered C02 bombs ..take some dry ice ..which we get all the time at work cause we get sealants that require below freezing storage for shipments .. and put a few pellets in a plastic coke bottle about half filled with water ... quickly screw on the cap and toss that sucker as far as you can .. in 5 seconds or more a stick of dynamite will go off .. i think that may have been what used at an airport in LA recently .. i dont know if they can actually do damage .. " disclaimer " .. dont try this at home folks " ... but it is a blast ... i just have`nt said yet "" Hey BubbA ... watch this !!!!

 

i have a strange fascination with walnut trees .. i know where every one is within a 10 mile radius ..this one did`nt do to good this year ..one little nut in the middle of the picture .strange how some years trees flourish and some they dont .. my neighbor has two pecan trees that have never made a nut ...

 

remember a couple of months ago i drove off with a gas pump .. cost me 550 $ .. now this is all that is left of that gas station .. makes me want to get my money back ..

 

They probably used your money to rent the equipment to tear it down.

 

B.O. Plenty ...i loved the Li`l Abner cartoon when i was a kid .. but never knew why or what the name B,O Plenty meant ..just tonite i picked up a couple of kids who were walking down the road in total darkness in below freezing weather .. man one of them needed a bath ..that took me back .. when i was a kid my mother washed me in a foot tub till i was 10 or so .. i grew up in a house with no indoor plumbing .. no running water so i did`nt know what bathing was .. if i got wet it was when i went to the creek to swim during the summer .. fast forward to high school .. it never occurred to me that people shunned me cause i stunk .. one becomes adjusted to their own odor . it`s a form of self defense ..nowhere to go with this .. just i`m glad i finally have a shower ...

 

My cousins grew up with no indoor plumbing. Had to fetch water from the cistern. They never stunk. And their houses were very clean.

 

..cool can crusher ...

 

clever way to get rid of ants ...
http://digg.com/video/what-you-get-w...to-an-ant-hill

 

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do some of you not wear undergarments ,, maybe after reading this you should .. a man and his wife went shoppoing at walmart recently .. when they pulled in the parking spot their vehicle broke down .. the man told his wife to go ahead with the shopping while he worked on the car ..after a bit the wife came back and found a small crowd gathered around the car ..she noticed a pair of legs sticking out from under it .. she also noticed that altough he had shorts on his lack of an undergarment led to his privates dangling about for everyone to see .. in a bit of embarrassment she bent down and slid her hand gently up his leg and tucked his jewels out of site ..as she walked around to the other side of the car she noticed her husband kneeling down looking under the car .the mechanic had to have 3 stitches put in his head

 

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