Its Valentine ’s Day <3
I need help finding a really cheesy pick up line to use on my wife today. Any suggestions. I was thinking (You make my motor purr) it sounds corny.
Looking for a little

 

In your best Joey Tribiani from Friends voice you say..

"How you doin'?"

 

Hahaha I love Joey!

That does work btw

 

"So, when can I hit it ?"

 

"are we doing this, or what?"

 

"you have to. It's valentines day. Remember? Christmas, anniversary, my birthday, valentines day. Those are all guaranteed. It was in our wedding vows. Or at least it should have been."

 

Is this too much?

 

Very subtle.

 

Kinda like your line

Lol

 

Girl you got everything but me.

 

Excuse me but you look like you have some German in you. "reply" would you like some? Or would you like some more?

 

Do you take karate?
Because your body is kickin

 

*drops a packet of sugar*
you dropped your name tag

 

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

And there's the one my buddy uses..
"You wanna get a pizza and f#%&? What, you don't like pizza?"
And yes I've actually heard him use it before.

 

brave soul!

 

Those must be space pants, because your @$$ is out of this world!!!