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Old 2/14/12, 06:46 AM
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Its Valentine ’s Day <3
I need help finding a really cheesy pick up line to use on my wife today. Any suggestions. I was thinking (You make my motor purr) it sounds corny.
Looking for a little
Old 2/14/12, 07:41 AM
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In your best Joey Tribiani from Friends voice you say..

"How you doin'?"
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
In your best Joey Tribiani from Friends voice you say..

"How you doin'?"
Hahaha I love Joey!

That does work btw
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"So, when can I hit it ?"
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"are we doing this, or what?"
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"you have to. It's valentines day. Remember? Christmas, anniversary, my birthday, valentines day. Those are all guaranteed. It was in our wedding vows. Or at least it should have been."
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Is this too much?
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Is this too much?
Very subtle.
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Originally Posted by POS VETT

Very subtle.
Kinda like your line

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"So, when can I hit it ?"
Lol
Old 2/14/12, 08:19 AM
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Girl you got everything but me.
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Excuse me but you look like you have some German in you. "reply" would you like some? Or would you like some more?
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Do you take karate?
Because your body is kickin
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*drops a packet of sugar*
you dropped your name tag
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"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

And there's the one my buddy uses..
"You wanna get a pizza and f#%&? What, you don't like pizza?"
And yes I've actually heard him use it before.
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brave soul!
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Those must be space pants, because your @$$ is out of this world!!!
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