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2/17/05, 01:03 PM
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is "BREASTED AMERICAN." .
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She IS "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." .
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is A "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." .
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." .
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." .
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." .
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." .
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." .
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" She Is"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." .
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE >POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN >STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." .
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." .
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." .
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL hiney" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." .
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY." .
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED." .
10. He is not"HORNY" He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." .
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants, It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is "BREASTED AMERICAN." .
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She IS "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." .
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is A "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." .
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." .
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." .
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." .
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." .
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." .
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" She Is"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." .
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE >POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN >STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." .
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." .
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." .
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL hiney" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." .
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY." .
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED." .
10. He is not"HORNY" He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." .
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants, It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
2/17/05, 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by EleanorsMine@February 17, 2005, 2:06 PM
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." .
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." .
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