Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

Will they have bluetit compatibility with the rumored ihump slated for 2011?

 

Great. I hope it has a mute button.

 

I heard about that. But I think I'll wait for the rumored iTit Touch. I'm curious if they'll expand upon the iPhone's current pinch-to-zoom capabilities.

Glad to see some new Apple related humor for a change. It's is a nice reprieve from all of the same stupid, predictable iPad jokes I've been hearing over the past couple weeks.

 

the sad part of all this is that everything posted so far is miles more useful than the ipad

 

I'm waiting for the iBox.

 

Some don't have a use for the iPad and some do. I am one of the many that will be getting one. Can't wait!!!!

 

The amount of apps that come out for the iPad is going to be phenomenal.

 

For anyone that remembers my switching from PC to Apple thread...

I'm on my iMac right now and freakin' loving every minute of it. For everyday life and ease of use, PC's are for suckers*



*No offense intended. This is an exaggeration for comedic purposes.