My name is Earl
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
I laughed my butt off at that scene.
I also have been watching how I met your mother. Which after getting over Doogie Howser being on it is actually quite hilarious.
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In the summer of 1976 "Big Enos" Burdette, a flamboyant aspiring Georgia politician, needs a vast quantity of beer for a rally in his honor, but the brand of beer he needs is west coast beer that at this time cannot be legally transported across the Mississippi, and at least one attempted shipment has already been intercepted by police. To get this job done, Burdette recruits modern day moonshiner Bo Darville, nicknamed Bandit for his previous exploits, for a hefty six-figure payment. Darville in turn recruits his pal Cledus Snow and his eighteen-wheeler for the job, entailing driving from Georgia to Texas, picking up 400 crates of west coast beer, and returning to Georgia, all in a span of twenty-eight hours. To draw off the heat of snooping state police, Darville will drive interference for Cledus in a hot Pontiac Trans-Am, the two of them maintaining contact via citizen's-band radios and the seemingly bizarre lingo used within. The trip to Texas and loading of beer goes without interruption, but the trip back to Georgia begins to pick up complications when Darville is stopped by a runaway bride, Carrie, who is fleeing a forced marriage to the son of a full-of-himself Texas county sheriff, Buford T. Justice. Sheriff Justice's pursuit of his prospective daughter-in-law soon becomes an interstate high-speed pursuit involving police from four states and also the intervention of varied interstate truckers aiding Darville and Cledus as they close on Enos Burdette's Georgia bash
I also have been watching how I met your mother. Which after getting over Doogie Howser being on it is actually quite hilarious.
Note:
In the summer of 1976 "Big Enos" Burdette, a flamboyant aspiring Georgia politician, needs a vast quantity of beer for a rally in his honor, but the brand of beer he needs is west coast beer that at this time cannot be legally transported across the Mississippi, and at least one attempted shipment has already been intercepted by police. To get this job done, Burdette recruits modern day moonshiner Bo Darville, nicknamed Bandit for his previous exploits, for a hefty six-figure payment. Darville in turn recruits his pal Cledus Snow and his eighteen-wheeler for the job, entailing driving from Georgia to Texas, picking up 400 crates of west coast beer, and returning to Georgia, all in a span of twenty-eight hours. To draw off the heat of snooping state police, Darville will drive interference for Cledus in a hot Pontiac Trans-Am, the two of them maintaining contact via citizen's-band radios and the seemingly bizarre lingo used within. The trip to Texas and loading of beer goes without interruption, but the trip back to Georgia begins to pick up complications when Darville is stopped by a runaway bride, Carrie, who is fleeing a forced marriage to the son of a full-of-himself Texas county sheriff, Buford T. Justice. Sheriff Justice's pursuit of his prospective daughter-in-law soon becomes an interstate high-speed pursuit involving police from four states and also the intervention of varied interstate truckers aiding Darville and Cledus as they close on Enos Burdette's Georgia bash
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
I am freaking LIVID!
The weathermen here SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to boot- I don't have SAP on my Tv- I threw out the remote when I got TiVo.
:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
I freaking missed it thanks to Jerry (he doesn't have Ts if I get to meet him) Tracy the idiot weatherman-and we all know what hes doing under the weather desk!
The weathermen here SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to boot- I don't have SAP on my Tv- I threw out the remote when I got TiVo.
:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
I freaking missed it thanks to Jerry (he doesn't have Ts if I get to meet him) Tracy the idiot weatherman-and we all know what hes doing under the weather desk!
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Originally posted by Evil_Capri@November 15, 2005, 9:13 PM
:headbang: She's my Cherry Pie!!
:headbang: She's my Cherry Pie!!
TASTES SO GOOD MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY
SWING IT!!!!!!!!
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After all these years,
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My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally posted by Kluski@November 17, 2005, 11:11 AM
Maybe I am slow on this....
But is Crab Man the same guy as the Office Max guy?
Maybe I am slow on this....
But is Crab Man the same guy as the Office Max guy?
NOW WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED ON THE SHOW LAST WEEK???? Did Crabman find out Joy slept with Earl or not????????
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Yeah. At first she said Earl slept with Crab Man's mom. He was rally ticked. But after finding out it was Joy and not his mom, he felt better. He said that he did the same thing to Earl when he was married to Joy. So everything is fine and they got married.
Not a better effort.
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After all these years,
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It keeps getting funnier. MAN I wish the olympics weren't on- I am not getting my Earl Fix.
I think I need a list like his- to get off this streak of pissy luck I am going through.
I think I need a list like his- to get off this streak of pissy luck I am going through.
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Here's a question:
When someone is on your you did me wrong so I am sitting like a spider waiting on you to get yours list.....
IF something bad happens to them, is it Karma......
Or is it just you chuckling and saying- HA haaaaaaaa they got theirs?
Because I have been being awfully good lately, and all kinds of folk on my crap list are "getting theirs" and making me have really good days.
I am glad the stupid olympics are over- I missed Earl.
When someone is on your you did me wrong so I am sitting like a spider waiting on you to get yours list.....
IF something bad happens to them, is it Karma......
Or is it just you chuckling and saying- HA haaaaaaaa they got theirs?
Because I have been being awfully good lately, and all kinds of folk on my crap list are "getting theirs" and making me have really good days.
I am glad the stupid olympics are over- I missed Earl.
