My name is Earl
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
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"Quittin' smokin' is kinda like going to prison. If you can last three days, you'll be fine. Me and Donny's mom tried everything. We listened to the tapes, then we tried the patches, then we heard somewhere to try carrot sticks. We tried it, but we couldn't get the dam things to light"
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"Quittin' smokin' is kinda like going to prison. If you can last three days, you'll be fine. Me and Donny's mom tried everything. We listened to the tapes, then we tried the patches, then we heard somewhere to try carrot sticks. We tried it, but we couldn't get the dam things to light"
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally posted by GhostTX@October 5, 2005, 8:23 AM
Its hilarious!!!
Though...I missed last night. :angry:
Its hilarious!!!
Though...I missed last night. :angry:
Joy is still after Earls money- So she had his car towed. BUT he owed $3,000 in parking tickets. AND the $100,000 is in his car. He can't get it. So he has his gay friend he helped come out get his car impounded and hide in the trunk, only the Dobermans won't let him come out. FINALLY he gets rescued by another gay guy who works at the impound and they fall in love.
So Joy is out pawning stuff to raise the money- and finally steals guardrails for recycling and gets the $3,000. She tried to get crabman into a life of crime, but he was not very good at it.
His good deed this week was for his brother to score a touchdown on a game he fixed back in high school. So he reenrolled him in school- And got him on the football team. All his brother wants to do is get $20 so he can enter the science fair and enter his potato vine.
So Joy gets her money, and Earl is screwed- then up rolls his brother in Earl's car- he had fixed the game to lose and bet $3,000 on it. Then he lost the game on purpose to get the money!
I love it. Totally makes up for NBC cancelling third watch on me.
Thread Starter
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Thread Starter
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally posted by Kluski@October 10, 2005, 11:23 AM
That show is Hi-larious. Crab man is pretty funny too.
That show is Hi-larious. Crab man is pretty funny too.
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Last week was so funny. Earl went to pick up Kenny from school. "So how was school today Kenny?" "It was great. Did you know we all came from apes?" Earl knodds yes. "Well, how come I don't remeber being a monkey?"
So funny. Love the show!!!!
So funny. Love the show!!!!
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Joy: I want half that lotto money, Earl.
Earl: Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on Thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments, now ain't it?
As I go through life, fixing my mistakes one at a time, I’ve learned a thing or two about Karma, and part of keeping good Karma is sharing it with others. I hope these notions help you as much as they’ve helped me.
Do good things and good things will happen to you. Do bad things and it will come back and bite you in the hiney.
If you want a better life, you need to be a better person.
Bad luck might be contagious. It wouldn’t be fair to bring someone into your life until you clean yours up.
Never underestimate the power of confidence. And never underestimate fifteen beers, a little enlightenment, and the power of Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock.
A person needs a little rest after having his moustache tickled at a gay bar.
You have to do the hard things in life sooner or later.
If you want the reward, you have to do the work.
The secret to life is fixing all the bad things that you’ve done.
Whether picking up trash, returning stolen merchandise, or helping a homosexual find love, it always has the same reward… feeling good about yourself.
Karma. You got to love it.
Earl: Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on Thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments, now ain't it?
As I go through life, fixing my mistakes one at a time, I’ve learned a thing or two about Karma, and part of keeping good Karma is sharing it with others. I hope these notions help you as much as they’ve helped me.
Do good things and good things will happen to you. Do bad things and it will come back and bite you in the hiney.
If you want a better life, you need to be a better person.
Bad luck might be contagious. It wouldn’t be fair to bring someone into your life until you clean yours up.
Never underestimate the power of confidence. And never underestimate fifteen beers, a little enlightenment, and the power of Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock.
A person needs a little rest after having his moustache tickled at a gay bar.
You have to do the hard things in life sooner or later.
If you want the reward, you have to do the work.
The secret to life is fixing all the bad things that you’ve done.
Whether picking up trash, returning stolen merchandise, or helping a homosexual find love, it always has the same reward… feeling good about yourself.
Karma. You got to love it.
