That's easy: SW:ROTJ :jedi:

Here's one:

"It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book."

 

Thats either the mummy or the army of darkness...........I think that chick in the mummy says it though.

Guy 1 Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.........
Guy 2 That must be some cockroach.............
Guy 1 Bite your head off man.

 

ooooooooo actually better one from the same movie.


Everthing was going fine until D$#%less here turned off the power.....

Is this true?

Yes.......This man has no D!(k

 

Who ya gonna call????? "I've been slimed"

You were right about The Mummy above.

"In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is."

 

Return Of The Jedi


"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one."


Note to self: next time, don't take forever to think of a movie quote. :P

jason

 

Mark: Big Fish

Jason: Spock, Star Trek 2 the Wrath of KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !


"That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die!"

 

Hey! You guys skipped over my quote (three posts above this one).

EDIT: Nevermind...Burningman got it!!

 

man BM, i dunno that one... unless.... can i use a real-world reference?

 

Mad Max (what a film!)


"Please welcome, for the final report of the afternoon, from all throughout history, some of the greatest people who have ever lived . . . in their 1988 world tour!"

 

oops. nevermind

 

Bill and ted Kick.........hiney.

That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's

 

Dirty Dancing!! (I just love pre-nose job Jennifer Grey!)

"Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rode around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc."

 

Blade Runner


Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.

 

Billy Madison

"I'm Michael Jackson, you Toto."
"Toto? You Mean Tito, Toto is what we had for dinner last night!"

 

Rush Hour

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

 

-"Smells like victory!!" Apocalypse Now!

"You have the right to an attorney, if you can't afford an attorney we'll provide you with the dumbest mother*****r we can find!!"

 

Lethal weapon 4.......or 3. If 4 was the one with jet lee it's 4

Thirty Seven!!!!!!!! My girlfriend sucked Thirty seven D!(<s.............

??? In a row?????

 

Clerks


"Where the white women at?"

 

I looooooooove Blazing saddles.



Surely your jokeing............


No, I'm serious............and don't call me Shirley

 

Airplane - another classic.


"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."