Real Genius

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Last night, man, I was so drunk, I was calling Morocco, man. Trying to get to the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man. That's pathetic, man. Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2:00 in the morning? That's senseless. But that's what happens, man.

 

American movie


Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Should have been a rule of wrist.

 

Doubling up-eh?

The Boondock Saints

"In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases is considered the ultimate aphrodisiac."

 

Van Wilder
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sideways.

I say we hang him!
Yeah!!!!
I say we hang him, then we kill him!
yeah!
I say we stomp him!
Yeah!
Then we tattoo him!
Yeah!
Then we hang him!
Yeah!
And then we kill him!
Yeah!
[trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Nooooo!!!!!

 

Pee Wee!!! Love that part.

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S: How tall are you, private?
P: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
S: Five-foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked s*** that high.

 

Full metal jacket


I smell....sniff.....i smell...sniff.....i smell...........Duckie.

 

sorry but anybody here Don
Johnson & Cheech Marin doing a copper show again ?

 

Huh?

 

Again Sorry but you all seem to be movie buffs and thought you'd know if they were doing another sit com.

 

They don't have any plans listed as of right now that I could find.

 

Try this one on for size:
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a weiner?"

 

I've gotta guess Donnie Darko.

(Still haven't seen that movie... went to rent it and they only had it on VHS :bang

So... Donnie Darko???

 

Dern it man, am I that easy Yep you got it!

 

New quote...

"My Uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour."

 

Uncle Buck RIP John Candy


I smell....sniff.....i smell...sniff.....i smell...........Duckie.

 

Times up again!!

That wouldn't be Pretty In Pink, would it?

Just a WAG.

 

Here is one...

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

 

Holy grail! Whats a briton?


My last quote was from land before time. I watched it this weekend with my cousins and remembered that quote. Thats actually still a pretty good flick, i remembered how much i liked it when i was a kid.

Always smiling....hi honey.......watching, judging.......look at the baby, look at the baby.

 

Stoic- I used to love TLBT also! Now that you bring it up, I remember that quote!