Bullitt (too easy)

"I want you to understand something Jerry. I don't like people knowing about me, in fact I don't like it when anyone knows about me. So you can take that paper of yours and wipe off your d**k with it! You made me mad Jerry... now I'm gonna have to do something to work it off... "

I really watch too darn many movies!!

 

I know I had to through it in because that movie first showed me a Mustang in action. I am now on my 5th one thanks to Mr Bullitt.

 

Very Cool!!!

 

Sweet!!!!! Three o'clock High

Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f@$#*n' Mark Twain s#1t. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

I really don't know why I like this quote so much. But I do.

 

The Devils Rejects

For some odd reason I really enjoy Rob Zombie's films!!

“I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it. Today over lunch I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men by holding a humorous, round robin discussion of the early days of the mission. My overtures were brutally rejected. These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said ‘happy birthday’ to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry.�

 

Dark Star?

 

yeah It's dark star. thats like the only part of that movie i actually saw.



Leave the gun..............Take the Canollis

 

The Godfather.




"You set me up over a woman... A WOMAN! You must be insane... eh eh eh."

 

I was too slow. Nevermind.

 

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

"Asteroirds do not concern me admiral, I want that ship not excuses"

DA MAN, Darth Vader himself.

 

ummm i thought we were gussing, not saying where we got the quotes from

 

 

 

I've got one:

"You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"

 

Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl

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I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie... I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.

 

Anchorman

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"Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid...he's still there."

 

Six-String Samurai

I have another:

"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."

 

The inimitable Mr. Dafoe!!

The Boondock Saints


"8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."

 

Lost in space.......


The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

 

Tommy Boy

"It is in bad taste. This whole episode is in bad taste. You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus. "