thats not a movie quote thats from TV

 

So? If you bother to read the entire thread, you'd see we've already had TV quotes used.

Since you know it's from TV, you obviously know what it's from. Go ahead and post the answer so we can move on.

 

Band of Brothers


"If you were any thinner, you wouldn't exist."

 

The Machinist (I watched it last night!)

"Mr. Singer. What an appropriate name for a man who can't shut up."

 

Just my luck..

 

Jakob's Ladder
(the machinist is one heck of a movie!)

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If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and you're trying to shoo away the stench.

 

dang i know that one but can't remember what movie

 

It's a classic

 

I'm stumped!

 

another quote from the same movie:
"whaaas sappening?"

 

Born in east La

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!

 

***** Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


"A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?"

 

Fantastic Four



You know what happens if my mother uses fabric softener? I die.

 

Adams Family Values

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Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so

 

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

This is VERY obscure so I'll give a hint: it stars Bruce Campbell

"How could I have gone from the king of rock'n'roll to this? An old guy in a restroom in East Texas with a growth on his pecker."

 

You picked the wrong actor to try to stump (well me anyways) with.

Bubba ho tep

However I was a little dissapointed with the man with the screaming brain.


"What are you looking at?"

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an donkey doughnut in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."

 

Christmas Vacation

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I have always taken you with a grain of salt. Your birthday, when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme from mighty mouse, I said okay. On prom night, you asked me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did. And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral and you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide. But if you think I'm gonna suffer any more of your poo with a smile, you're in for some serious f***ing disappointment!

 

I'm impressed. Most people haven't heard of Bubba Ho-tep much less know any quotes from it.

 

I love wathcing his movies....best b actor ever!


And the quote is from Mallrats. My favorite smith film of the bunch. the escalator part is probably the funniest thing I had ever seen the first time through.

Heres an easy one but another classic

"Has anyone at your work ever said...it looks like someones got a case of the mondays?"

"no"
"No man"
"**** No man!....I do believe you'd get your @55 kicked for saying somthing like that man."

 

Office Space (one of my all time favorites!)

This is one is obviously from the Star Trek movies but which one?

"There is the old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China."