Movie Quotes
The 24th Hour
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From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on Earth as far as I am able. I will ruin Your incarnation.
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From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on Earth as far as I am able. I will ruin Your incarnation.
Sky captian and the world of tomorrow.
Here's a very easy one....but a personal favorite
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Here's a very easy one....but a personal favorite
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Originally posted by thezeppelin8@October 20, 2005, 7:49 AM
Batman! (did Jack get paid 60 mil for that movie? is it a standing record?)
Batman! (did Jack get paid 60 mil for that movie? is it a standing record?)
Salary
About Schmidt (2002) $10,000,000
The Pledge (2001) $10,000,000
Wolf (1994) $13,000,000
A Few Good Men (1992) $5,000,000
Batman (1989) $60,000,000 (total earnings)
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) $6,000,000
The Missouri Breaks (1976) $125,000 + 10% of all gross receipts above $12.5m
On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) $12,500
Originally posted by jgsmuzzy@October 20, 2005, 10:06 AM
IMDB says that's what he got (I presume he had a cut of takings...)
Salary
About Schmidt (2002) $10,000,000
The Pledge (2001) $10,000,000
Wolf (1994) $13,000,000
A Few Good Men (1992) $5,000,000
Batman (1989) $60,000,000 (total earnings)
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) $6,000,000
The Missouri Breaks (1976) $125,000 + 10% of all gross receipts above $12.5m
On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) $12,500
IMDB says that's what he got (I presume he had a cut of takings...)
Salary
About Schmidt (2002) $10,000,000
The Pledge (2001) $10,000,000
Wolf (1994) $13,000,000
A Few Good Men (1992) $5,000,000
Batman (1989) $60,000,000 (total earnings)
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) $6,000,000
The Missouri Breaks (1976) $125,000 + 10% of all gross receipts above $12.5m
On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) $12,500
OK, I'm calling 12 hour rule on my own post from yesterday since nobody guessed it. The movie is "Anatomy Of A Murder".
This one is very obscure and I'll be impressed if anyone gets it without Googling:
"Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."
This one is very obscure and I'll be impressed if anyone gets it without Googling:
"Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."
Mark, you are stumping everyone... 12 hour rule
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Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
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Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
Lost In Translation or AKA "Bill Murray gets robbed of an Oscar" IMHO
"Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
"Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
Murray did get robbed!
Liar Liar (my second favorite Jim Carrey Movie! The scene with the blue pen is classic
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random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Liar Liar (my second favorite Jim Carrey Movie! The scene with the blue pen is classic
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random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Originally posted by thezeppelin8@October 22, 2005, 11:19 AM
Mark, you are stumping everyone... 12 hour rule
Mark, you are stumping everyone... 12 hour rule
It was from "The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra", a very obscure parody of 50's era sci-fi films.
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!





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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I wish I didn't know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim. I swear to God I did.
I wish I didn't know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim. I swear to God I did.
Wargames
M: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there.
S: Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
M: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there.
S: Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.


