I was out the other night and some guy at the bar was talking crap about cars and I told him i have a 2005 mustang. He said his Four Runner would beat me in a race. I laughed at him and told him he was an idiot. I think he kinda got mad at me but i told him who cares. I then bought him a beer. After the bar closed, he followed me to my car and as i was looking in my middle console for something he opened my door, I turned and he sucker punched me right in the 2 front teeth knocking them out. I got out of my car and him and his buddy who also took a swing ran off. I called the cops and they got busted.....Stupid kitty losers.....

 

HAHA good for you, glad they got caught!! your only lucky that one of his loser friends didn't hit your car why he was busy sucker punching you!

 

Why do i not believe this story....

 

...cause its only his sixth post, not much credibility built up yet. Only time will tell.

 

He punched you after you bought him a beer? What a f-ing donkey doughnut. He needs to die.

 

yeah no damage to my car other than blood spatters....i was kinda laughin cause one of em got busted for DUI, no inurance, cocaine, and assault, and the one who punched me got felony battery. I may get a supercharger out of the deal who knows.....

 

I really am a nice guy. For some reason some people just really hate me sometimes. I cant figure it out. I'm thinkin they just might be a bit jealous.

 

Well at least we know what to get you for christmas

 

Ahhhh... not to be a weiner or anything, but calling someone an idiot just might make someone hate you. Go figure. And I'm really going to be jealous of you now that you got your front teeth knocked out.

 

The board software changed a word that rhymes with stick (and starts with a "D") to weiner.

That is so funny.

I'm glad my name is not Richard (stick with a "D"). Someone might refer to me as weiner.

 

u lost ur 2 front teeth an u dont seem to care.. how are they goin to fix that?

 

 

now i guess you will learn to lock your doors as well..........

 

Now we know what you want for Christmas.

 

The wonders of modern dentistry. They do wonders on the tv show Extreme Makeover!

 

On your next pair of teeth I would get some gold
in the implants....get a G on one and a T on the other....

Im still wainting for the "I GOT PREGNANT OVER A NEW STANG" thread.

 

Lesson learned. Bars are not the ideal place to pick up guys.

 

 

Hope you have a very good Dentist near by. Today replacements usually look better than orginal. Onless you had beautiful ones from your parents, this could be an improvement.

I would not buy anything just yet. Loosers like those guys do not generally have a bank account. Nor will they ever pay up on a civil suit. Most likely if they had anything it just when for legal defence. Hope you at least get the Dental work covered.

 

Ok, so now the guy has cocaine in his car, got a DUI, has no insurance? How exactly were the cops able to track them down and give you all of this information? I'm sure that it took the cops at least 15 minutes to show up after you called them if not more. That guy would have been long gone by then.

And you had 2 teeth busted out and are laughing.

Sounds like this story is spiraling out of control.