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2 men were driving on I-10 down south, when they were pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper approached the driver side window and tapped on the glass with his billy stick.
The driver rolled down the window --- as soon as he does, the trooper pops him in the mouth with the billy stick!The driver, who's now bleeding, shouts "OUCH! Whatcha do that for??"
The trooper says, "Boy, down here, when you get pulled over, you roll down your window!!"
The driver apologizes and then gets popped again! The driver grabs his mouth and says, "Now what was that for?"The trooper says, "I need your drivers license and insurance! You should have had that ready!"
So, the driver gives him the license and insurance. The trooper goes back to the police vehicle and writes the ticket for speeding.
The trooper then gives the driver the ticket and says, 'OK, heres your ticket" The driver asks, "Ok, am I free to go???" The trooper says, "No, one second please"
He then goes over to the passenger side and taps on his window. The passenger rolls down the window and gets popped just as hard in HIS mouth! The passenger shouts, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR???" Trooper says, "Oh, I was just granting your wish"
The passenger says, "What wish? I havent said a word!" The trooper says, "Oh, I know, you havent said anything yet, but you would have got about a mile down the road and you would have said, 'I wish he would have done that
to me!" 
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