Hey the pelvic tilt is Good for you, just be sure to first drive around in your Mustang with the seat heater on for about 27 mins first , then jump in the sack !

 

bring me some cherry vanilla ice cream please ..

 

a bag of dryed Blueberrys ummm I think i best save some to make a milk shake.

 

Fresh baked home made blueberry muffins would be really good. The kind where the muffin top is about twice the size of the stump.

 

Ham Melt

 

Bacon. Pounds and pounds of it.

 

Chicken tonight.

 

Bacon. Mans best friend.

 

Grilled chicken and Bacon Parmesan with ranch dressing.

 

I need to go try an Uncle Burger from A&W my doctor would kill me, but I have to see if it even ranks up with a Teen-Burger.

 

I was watching No Reservations one time and I remember Anthony Bourdain going on and on about needing his maple bacon donut fix.

I don't know where he was, but if I did, I'm pretty sure I'd be right there with him.

 

Maple bacon problem when you cook it you can smell it for like up to a week in the house,

 

I always had a picture in my mind of Anthony Bourdain hugging a toilet after each episode. And asking himself "Why did I eat that?" and "Never again!"

 

It can't be as bad as the microwave popcorn we burned last night. Permeates all. Lingers for days.

Up yours, Orville Redenbacher!

 

Maple bacon doughnut?

 

Another one.

 

Little more bacon, little less donut.

Aw hell, who am I kidding. I'll take a dozen.

 

Actually, I think I'm gonna go all out with a good ol' fashioned bacon mat.



It's okay. I've got the paramedics on speed dial.

 

Sweet mother.

 

I'm not hungry.