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Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Phil Mickleson drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.
"Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Phil got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Phil.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my ***** on when I drive," said Phil.
"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendan t. "Those fellas at FORD think of everything!"
"Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Phil got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Phil.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my ***** on when I drive," said Phil.
"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendan t. "Those fellas at FORD think of everything!"
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