ShaneGT

God, i love my friends... he cracks me up with some of the **** he does...

houtex

Ur was a city-state: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur
Or a programming language: http://www.impredicative.com/ur/
Or a Stephen King book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur_(novella)
Or a supercontinent: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur_(continent)
Or the domain name of a rental place for tools/equipment: http://www.ur.com/

Original:
To the woman I saw in Walmart with the 7 screaming kids...If ur wondering how that box of condoms wound up in ur shopping cart, "Ur welcome."

Now enhanced goodness version:
If United Rentals was wondering how that box of condoms wound up in a supercontinent's shopping cart... "an ancient city state is welcome."

...nope, still doesn't read quite right.

Oh, here, I'll fix it better:
2 the woman I saw n Walmart w/ 7 screamin kids if ur wonderin how those condoms wound up in ur cart ur welcome

Even better:
2 d wmn I saw n Wlmrt w/7 screamn kids if ur wndrn how them condoms wnd up n ur cart ur welcum

I saved way more characters that way. I win.

/Dude. You are NOT saving anything typing it wrong, so don't look lazy, ok?
//Yes, yes, it's funny. This is just deplorable typing, and I won't have it. Make him fix it.

ShaneGT

houtex, how much u been drinking tonight:? lol