Holy snot.......THIS WILL HAVE ME LAUGHING UNTIL TOMORROW.
I ran into the discount store to get some $1 bracelets......
I parked next to a fine beaten up hillbilly limo...

I was shopping for my bracelets..And I hear this:
YOU TELL WHOEVER IS IN THAT THAR YELLOW MUSTANG I WANT TO GET IN MAH CAR..AM GONNA CAMP OUT HERE IFEN WHOEVER DRIVES THAT THAR CAR DOESN'T MOVE NOW. (Mind you, being the normal folk I am I was parked in my spot)
TELL WHOEVER IS IN IT NEEDS TO MOVE THEIR CAR NOW OR AHM GONNA HIT IT HARD....(Setting off my protective Ellie Radar)

So I go out to move it and shes giving me heck.......Shes the one who can't get her fat hind end into her car with a good 3 feet of room...SHES THE MORON NOT PARKED CORRECTLY.

IM GONNA HIT YOUR FANCY MUSTANG AH DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL FANCY WITH YOUR FANCY YELLA CAR..

I replied simply I would have to kill her if she touched my car and told her her hillbilly raisin is showing.....
So I move Ellie so miss fat tail can get in her POS honda accord.....
Shes sitting there like shes waiting on me to get out so she can do a killable offence....
I never did......
SO she finally leaves- Rolls down her window honking her horn and showing her redneckiness more by pumping her bird finger in the air. I argue now for selective breeding.......

 

April, you live in a very, uh, INTERESTING area of the country.

 

You're lucky she didn't throw one of the empty PBR cans she's got stashed in the back seat at your "fancy yella car".

 

They were obviously visitin from the country part of alabama...... Ignorant morons.

 

I hate people. At least she had the decency to warn you before doing something stupid.

 

at least you were forwarned and could prevent ellie being hurt

 

Well, you do live in Alabama! I can say that...I am from Kentucky, and I think it has a worse rep than Alabama. In fact, the only states I think looked more down upon than KY are Arkansas (is insignificant) and Mississippi.

 

Now you know while some animals kill there young. It should be obvious that her mom and dad were not concerned about birth control. Good thing she did not hit "Your fancy yella car."

 

I got up this morning.

 

people actually talk like that? I thought people only talked like that in the movies and on tv...

 

This is Alabama...
There are honestly uneducated trailer dwellers who really do talk like this.
:bang: Grr..
At least I didn't have to do any killin today.

 

Well, the main thing is that your '05 was not damaged. Look at the bright side - you have one amusing story to tell your family/friends now!

 

Accents are everywhere, even in California. She heard a bad version of the "Suthern Draw". I am sure you must be used to the Valley Girls and, uh, "I don't speka de english". No?

 

To bad the Ellie Radar does not have a hillbilly sensor module.

 

You parked next to another car???

 

Is that "Dueling Banjos" i hear playing in the background...

 

Glad to hear that your car was safe!!! However, if I notice somebody is parked incorrectly, then I definately make it a point not to park next to them.

And definately get the 'hillbilly' sensor installed

 

I am moving to a trailer park & hillbilly free neighborhood shortly.....
They can all live in their little nest happily April Free.

If shes not in her horse house- my fancy yella car looks cool from the top

 

Thats why I park 10 miles out in the parking lot EVERYWHERE I go.

 

It was Dollar General......I was making belt charms and needed some new paraphanelia to make em..SMAAAAAAAlll parking lot.
I also went to the redneck one instead of the nice clean one.

I normally park at one end- so only one car can park by me.