I'm honestly surprised they don't call it 'sugar water' around here.

 

No thats sweet tea

 

I don't hear tonic much any more, but it does go good with a grinder!

 

Grinder?

Is that like sex with a granny?

 

"Your so ugly your momma always took you with her , cause she never wanted to kiss you goodbye"

 

Below the Mason-Dixon line it's a cold sub style sandwich. Above the Mason-Dixon line, it's sub sandwich that they toast in a pizza oven after it's made. Here they're called hoagies.

"He can talk the ***** off a brass monkey"

 

Really never heard of them here. Sub mostly. Hoagie rarely.

 

"When Pigs Fly"

 

"That boy needs a good thump on the head."

 

It's a regional term for sure

"coming at me like a jail on wheels" I'm still trying to figure that one out...

 

"Happier than a four-peckered goat"

 

"Obviously, you weren't spanked enough as a child"

 

"Go to the horizon and the horses will take you too the sunset"

 

Regional it is. When I go into a local pizza place, I order an Italian Grinder. The response is usually "toasted or cold". If i'm in Subway or a place like that, i'll call it a sub.

Bubbler is another regional term. Everyone else knows it as a water fountain.

 

"Quit your cryin'. You're gettin' the floor wet"

 

I was so mad I could'a bit ten penny nails in two

 

"He was grinnin like a dog ****tin a peach seed "

 

The ST geek in me approves

 

"I'm so confused I dont know wether to scratch my watch or wind my ***"

 

I'd give my left nut for a Cobra R.