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Old 1/31/06, 11:04 PM
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Only as a joke as I Truely believe every child to have the SUPPORT !


LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those darn payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo
mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" and watch the 'spression on YO face.
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ah, nothing cheers people up more than paternity issues
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Ain't saying she's a Gold Digger.....
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Originally posted by Donna@February 1, 2006, 12:45 PM
Ain't saying she's a Gold Digger.....
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My son's mum was constantly on the phone asking for her money early or extra for this and that it drove me and my girlfriend mad.
Then july last year my 14 year old son came to live with me.
She does'nt pay anything for him because she doesnt think she should!
But to pick up the phone when it rings and know her loud gobby voice isn't on the other end of the line is priceless.
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