burningman

Lifted from Ford Australia board

who lifted it from

Over-drive in the Herald Sun and I believe were by GAVIN MCGRATH.
Proven technology: Stone Age technology.
Zippy 1.2 litre engine: You can rev the heck out of it and it still won’t get anywhere fast.
Turbo boost: Insurance premium boost.
Unique styling: It’s so hideous, no one will try to copy it.
Bold styling: The designer has a ponytail.
Retro styling: The designer has a treed cap.
Advant guarde styling: The designer is in rehab.
Tough offroader: Has comfort and handling equal to a Massey Ferguson tractor.
Special edition: Nobody wants the regular one anymore.
Limited Edition: You expect us to sell how many?
Timeless British elegance: This company is owned by Germans.
German engineering: “Made in South Africa”
Italian passion: Please don’t use any logic when considering this car.
Trendy: We hope to sell some in St Kilda.
Funky: We won’t sell one outside of St Kilda.
Electronic stability program: The car is better at driving than the owner.
Sporty appearance: We stuck a plastic spoiler on the back of it.
Sporty performance: It’s got a plastic spoiler and cool badges.
People mover: The wife won’t let you buy an SS Commodore.
Performance car: It will attract members of the opposite sex.
High-performance car: It will attract members of the Victorian Police.
Drive-away deal: Don’t come back.

6t7 stang

lol, funny