KIA: Killed in action

 

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

Dead
On
Day
Guarantee
Expires

Heap
Of
Needless
Darn
Accessories

Please
Lay
Your
Money
Out
Under
The
Hood

Can't
America
Make
A
Real
One?

God's
Mechanical
Curse

 

Moments
Of
Performance
Are
Rare

 

Miscellaneous
Old
Parts
Assembled
Randomly

Kick
Its
Azz

Brutal
Money
Waster

Every
Day
Something
Else
Leaks

Garbage
Motors

Had
One
Never
Did
Again

My
Old
Pig
Ain't
Running

 

Mean
European
Rich
Crappy
Extravagantly
Delusional
Exhibitionist
S***box

 

Fluid
On
Resident's
Driveways

Which ain't far from the truth...

 

A
Silly
Toy
Of
Neurotic
Middle
Aged
Rich
Toffs
Investing
Needlessly

Brings
Me
Women

Big
Moron
Wagon

Crazy
And
Demented
Idiots
Like
Large
American
Cars

Garbage
Man's
Companion


Hallmark
Of
Non
Descript
Automobiles

 

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

The only other one I know that hasn't already been said....and though I am a ford fan, this is still funny...

F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

 

^ my mopar buddies used that one all the time!

 

F'er
Only
Runs
Downhill

 

Gay
Man's
Car

Fix
It
Again,
Tony!

 

Well if NISMO is Nissan Motor Sports, i wonder what Honda Motor Sports would be called......... I guess HOMO

 

 

you sir, are a genius!