Blonde Joke
4/15/05, 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by Scothew@April 15, 2005, 2:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA To Brooke and Laurie's!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA To Brooke and Laurie's!!
I think we should keep thisw thread rolling along! And who knew my wife had a sense of humor. Just kidding honey! :worship:
4/15/05, 01:08 PM
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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
4/15/05, 01:16 PM
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.
The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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4/15/05, 01:17 PM
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A woman's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop. "These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde!
4/15/05, 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Scothew@April 15, 2005, 3:11 PM
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
:bowdown: I think thats the best one yet Scott!
4/16/05, 05:06 PM
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hmmm are you guys the first married couple to both be members of TMS? i think this calls for a C/T scott
great jokes everyone . and thx for almost making my spit out my Mac'n'Cheese <_<
great jokes everyone
. and thx for almost making my spit out my Mac'n'Cheese <_<
4/16/05, 05:21 PM
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So there is this very pretty blonde who works as a secretary and every day she wears headphones. so every morning a fedex guy shows up and drops off a package all the time wondering what she is listening to. so one day he sneaks up behind her and takes off her headphones after a couple seconds she starts turning purple and she falls over so he checks her pulse and shes dead so he calls the paramewdics and they come and ask well what happened he says all i did was take off her headphones... the nurse puts on the headphones and says o no the man replies what is it she says listen so he puts them on and all he hears is breathe in... breathe out... breeathe in... breathe out....
4/17/05, 08:49 AM
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Originally posted by future9er24@April 16, 2005, 5:09 PM
hmmm are you guys the first married couple to both be members of TMS? i think this calls for a C/T scott
great jokes everyone . and thx for almost making my spit out my Mac'n'Cheese <_<
hmmm are you guys the first married couple to both be members of TMS? i think this calls for a C/T scott
great jokes everyone
. and thx for almost making my spit out my Mac'n'Cheese <_<That would acctually be Brad and BradsPerfectWife
4/17/05, 08:49 PM
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A Bruenett and a Blond get in the elevator with this guy, his girl the Bruenett sees the dander on his black jacket then says you need some Head & Shoulders so she lays her head on his shoulders and the blond pipes up why do I have to get the head !
4/18/05, 09:05 AM
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Originally posted by cntchds@April 16, 2005, 7:24 PM
So there is this very pretty blonde who works as a secretary and every day she wears headphones. so every morning a fedex guy shows up and drops off a package all the time wondering what she is listening to. so one day he sneaks up behind her and takes off her headphones after a couple seconds she starts turning purple and she falls over so he checks her pulse and shes dead so he calls the paramewdics and they come and ask well what happened he says all i did was take off her headphones... the nurse puts on the headphones and says o no the man replies what is it she says listen so he puts them on and all he hears is breathe in... breathe out... breeathe in... breathe out....
So there is this very pretty blonde who works as a secretary and every day she wears headphones. so every morning a fedex guy shows up and drops off a package all the time wondering what she is listening to. so one day he sneaks up behind her and takes off her headphones after a couple seconds she starts turning purple and she falls over so he checks her pulse and shes dead so he calls the paramewdics and they come and ask well what happened he says all i did was take off her headphones... the nurse puts on the headphones and says o no the man replies what is it she says listen so he puts them on and all he hears is breathe in... breathe out... breeathe in... breathe out....
I forgot about that one! I heard it before but I forgot all about it. I'll have to email my buddy. He can go on straight for a little over 47 minutes with non stop blonde jokes he has memorized. We timed him just for the heck of it one night!
4/18/05, 09:12 AM
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Originally posted by future9er24@April 16, 2005, 7:09 PM
hmmm are you guys the first married couple to both be members of TMS? i think this calls for a C/T scott
great jokes everyone . and thx for almost making my spit out my Mac'n'Cheese <_<
hmmm are you guys the first married couple to both be members of TMS? i think this calls for a C/T scott
great jokes everyone
. and thx for almost making my spit out my Mac'n'Cheese <_< j/k
4/18/05, 10:39 AM
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 18, 2005, 12:04 PM
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
Oh boy.......
4/18/05, 11:38 AM
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 18, 2005, 10:04 AM
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
small huh?
4/18/05, 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew+April 18, 2005, 1:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scothew @ April 18, 2005, 1:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Fordracing200@April 18, 2005, 10:04 AM
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
small huh?
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