Vin Diesel could no kick my butt.. Puhleaze.

 

i can pretty much guarantee the only reason you posted that is b/c your name is Vinny :P

vin diesel? ha! Mr T all the way. he doesnt even have HAIR.

 

So, the lack of hair gives you special powers? You musta be in a heck of a lot of trouble!

 

The Ford Motor Company is recently changing the standard Horse Power in favor of Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks. So a supercharged Mustang, instead of having 360 horsepower, has .14 Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks.

 

ok another case of arin typing things in the wrong order. meant to put "he doesnt even have hair" right after "Vin Diesel? HA!" and then after all that say "Mr T all the way"

so it should have looked like this"

"Vin Diesel? HA! He doesnt even have hair! Mr T all the way!!!"

hehe.... oops

i need to start thinking slower so my typing can keep up. or maybe i need to think faster so my typing doesnt slow down and get all confuddled....

 

If my hair stuck up, I culd have a fro too. :P

 

static electricity is your friend!

lol my fro once held TWO helium ballons down :P cant touch dis! :dance:

 

That'd be sweet when some Dumb uhhumm cuts one off or spins their tire on a grid road at you , just lay a Chuck round house to them.

 

Even my karate instructor thinks CD is cool. They even look alike:

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Your Karate instructer looks like a cross between Chuck Norris and Chris Elliott.

 

chuck norris... in disguise... :hiding:

BEWARE

 

sorry for bringing up such an old topic, but i just read some super hilarious norris facts

Chuck Norris has only one hand.The upper hand.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity,twice.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about fight club
When Chuck Norris does a push up he isin't lifting himself up,he is pushing the world down.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac in Burger King.And got it
Chuck Norris was offered the lead role in Rocky VI,but turned it down because he dosen't do children's films
Chuck Norris could touch M.C Hammer,he just chooses not to.
Everybody loves Raymond.Except Chuck Norris.
Love means Chuck Norris never has to say he is sorry.

 

lol, this is the funniest thing I've read all week (I didn't realize this thread was this old though)

 

EPICLY OLD!

thanks for the laughs lalo, and me from the past